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I thought I was the only one who gets cranky about this!

... Not this omish shit anymore.

Also she went on Apprentice to be on Apprentice. How was she to know it would air alongside the shitshow of Bill Cosby's life? She has to do these dumb Elimination interviews with the media and the timing is too perfect to not ask her even though she probably really doesn't want any of that.

I would like to never ever ever hear "innocent until proven guilty" again though.

I'm assuming this is her way of being all "DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS I'M NOT PART OF THIS." I don't know if she said this in the best way, but at the same time, I so don't blame her for not wanting to be part of this. Hell, even if she was one of his victims, she would still have the right to not want to be part of…

You shouldn't make fun of those commenters. They might come from somewhere that doesn't value common sense.

Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

Super cute until 3 days later, when mom removes the batteries in order to preserve her sanity.

He could have said please, I mean..come on! Where are his manners?

It'll all be worth it when they present you with your personalized monogrammed coffee thermos

Because for every "crazy" parent, there's the one that's the enabler and caretaker.

Least materialistic person? He WORE the damn Rolex until his advisors told him it wasn't prudent. He drove the Ferrari. He played the golf.

To be fair, their marriage was probably all wonderful until the gays attacked it. It all went downhill after that. No marriage is now safe. The McDonnell's are just another victim.

GB have you tried not being black??? that might help i think~

The Unrealistic Demander: possible gold digger, or wants someone who shares her socioeconomic status (big predictor for successful relationship)

Why don't all these judgemental, stuck up, fat women with kids who aren't interested in me not realize #notallmen.

All of your "types" have male equivalents I've run into multiple times on internet dating. Yet somehow, the "cunt why didn't you answer me?" type just doesn't seem to include women in their ranks, which was the point of this whole article. Way to miss it.

This is both morally wrong and absolutely fucking adorable and I am not sure how to feel about it, aside from now I want to be covered in Panda cosplaying chow chow puppies.