Quinten Quinoa?

But did they have a not at all secret fake name for Ray Rice like Bob Bread?

I'm not attacking, I'm just shedding light on why others are. It's because we've heard this shit before. Even couched in qualifiers, it's upsetting. You have some doubts about the veracity of the quotes. OK. You've been heard. Now drop it and stop arguing with people who are pointing out that, firstly, they aren't as…

I think people are offended that you would read this article and then think the important thing upon which to comment was what rang false - to you. It seems you missed the very important central point of the story and drove the conversation into a ditch.

You're gross. Truly.

How about the NBA players get paid as much as the WNBA players then. There's no way anyone is worth 23 million for one season, don't care how good they are.

I think he's cute.

A hint many people need to learn: know when to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle

I have to imagine that, rather than "yea" or "nay," the votes tabulated were "indubitably" and "harrumph."

I was just thinking about how much I hate the greying, warning labels, etc.

Hold up. Since when does Caesar salad have bacon in it???

oh great, a 13 year old says stuff about voting, people love it.

"...watch as youths squander early pregnancies." That statement didn't sit well with me.

Women's workplace dress code is such bullshit. I kept sneakers in my desk in case of an emergency. And a first aid kit. And a flashlight.

I was gonna say, the PEM is the best thing about Salem, IMO.

"Don't go alone anywhere with someone you don't know."

Great article! Also, Madeleine, aren't you a little worried that you fucked around with the occult and now you're going to end up becoming soulmates with Katy Perry? I'd avoid cherry chapstick for the next 8-10 months if I were you.

Yeah, that's not just MRA Bingo, that's the whole dang card. Thank goodness I didn't try to use that post for a drinking game, it's too early in the day to be that wasted.

Sigh.