I actually did this and it worked out perfectly. Tasty, tasty tiramisu.

Keep:

1.) Dessert, possibly cake

I just...frankly if you look too classy to be working at Hooters, you are probably not working at Hooters. Do these guys think they’re going to show up and see magazine-cover ready celebrity-hot “I just popped down to 5th Avenue and bought this” women? If you work at Hooters you probably look like, well, you work at…

I have one on each side of my collarbone. Just one.

Yes, this.

I find coating my hands in oil afterwards then scrubbing my oily hands with salt and washing the whole thing off once or twice does it even for the worst chili burn.

I get mine threaded once a month or so and yeah, it hurts like a mofo. I pretend I’m a spy being tortured, no joke.

I did this on my chin whiskers and it didn’t work :(

It got rid of my neck whiskers with just a few strays, but 8 sessions later I still get chin whiskers!

Signed up on a whim for a study abroad trip to India (I was in college).

Sounds great in theory. In practice, we couldn’t even do that. We live abroad and registries aren’t done here. Shipping is very expensive, gift cards cannot be used here as the stores they usually come from don’t exist (and even if they do they are often locally-run and don’t accept foreign gift cards), and we…

What’s with the assumption that every couple has a registry? We didn’t.

Hey, I actually am pretty good at art but as a joke I once made a card for a friend out of textured metallic paper (green on one side, purple on the other, with some corrugated silver paper in there for fun), glittery Beefeater, Big Ben and Union Jack stickers ‘cause she’s British, and multicolored foam marijuana leaf…

What’s sad is that no you won’t, necessarily. It doesn’t matter how thin or fat I am - I always have the extra chin. even as a kid. Not eating wont’ make it go away.

STOP PLAYING WITH ME.

Yeah no.

my grandma had wing chairs reupholstered in that fabric or something like it, so I’m a “no” on these.

In Taiwan we have “mentholatum”, which is petrolatum + menthol.

It’s GREAT. You can use it on your lips, but I usually use it for sore muscles or as a cheap Vick’s Vapo-Rub alternative.

Wow, it’s almost like you sell botanicals. Do you want us to buy some of your botanicals?

I’m going to go buy a Pearl Jam album now.

Even if they didn’t go to church, that’s still crappy. “You don’t believe in the thing I believe in, so you can serve me more or less for free.”

Thank you for saying “keep your privacy settings up” rather than “don’t say stuff about work”. Work does not own the Internet. I feel for her that she clearly got a job she doesn’t really want - perhaps she really needed a job and this was the first or only offer she got? I would want to express my feelings about that…