No, no, no. It’s much worse than that.

What happened was, when he nominated her he wear blackface and he called it blackface on the live feeds. CBS edited out all references to blackface for the CBS broadcast and just had him referring to it as “snakeface” in the diary room.

He was going to show up to the eviction in…

Mostly there’s just been a lot of gross bullying and racial stuff going on in the house that’s not included or addressed in the CBS broadcasts. As for the season itself, you’re not missing much. This might be the singularly stupidest group of contestants I’ve ever seen. Paul is completely in control. It’s kind of…

It has been an awful, awful season. Not only is it an utter yawn fest because it’s clear who’s the producers’ favorite and running the show from the start (returning veteran Paul), but it has gotten to the point of outright bullying, gaslighting, and abuse. Multiple times things have gotten mildly physical with no…

If MTV meant what they said about racism, they should have kicked her off, full stop. But they rarely make the right decision.

i’ve been drunk enough to voluntarily eat Arbys, but never drunk enough to become racist.

This shit happened on Big Brother this season, too. They kicked out all of the minorities as quickly as possible, and Paul, who is almost certain to win, threatened to show up to the eviction ceremony for the only black woman in blackface. CBS completely ignored this in their broadcasts. Super gross.

Phrasing, U.S. Weekly!

Replying to myself because I do remember this dress and that most people didn’t like it. I *still* like it.

Ironically, I also achieved my Dick Cheney physique by “eating a lot of pies.”

I’m no defender of the Kardashian-Jenner hivemind but Sharon Osbourne calling them out for selling themselves as a product is a bit much given how the Osbournes made the Reality TV Family genre back in the early 2000s, with Sharon putting out her kids mental health issues for the world to see in exchange for money.

According to Playbill, these shiny new faces belong to Taylor Louderman who will be playing Queen Bee Regina George, Ashley Park as Pop-Tart heiress Gretchen Weiners, and Kate Rockwell as the delightfully out of touch Karen Smith.

Plus, if you were Louis, wouldn’t you scream your innocence from the mountaintop, and also sue the hell out of anyone who falsely reported these allegations? I would, if I had his resources. That alone tells me there’s something to it.

I think you are playing with semantics. A rumor that is “not real” can really only be read two ways:

What else can you say other than no when the rumors come from a single blind item that doesn’t name him? Expand on how you don’t surprise jerk off in front of colleagues?

This reminds me of the double and tripling down on the UVA case that Gawker and Jez did. Every time more evidence came out vindicating the accused group, they’d recommit to why that evidence was Bs.

“So it’s not real? “No.” he responded.

This. If you think he’s guilty and therefore lying about this then that’s one thing (which would also demand actual proof not just blind items and rumors). But you can’t say he’s totally refusing to address it when his straight-forward denial is in the same freaking article.

Isn’t him saying...

“So it’s not real? “No.” he responded. “They’re rumors, that’s all that is.””

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

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