I tried to get some coworkers to start a game of ‘the floor is lava’ at a super boring retreat and they looked at me like I was asking if they wanted to get naked and do crack.

Ugh “tickle daddy” and that time he bought all that soup... I bet he’s one of those extreme and specific fetish types. Cake farting or wet balloon popping although probably something more masochistic.

Our favorite family game was “the floor is lava”

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

Watch back the episode from The Ruins, and see just how disgusting Susie Meister was towards the sexual assault victim, Tonya. Johnny Bananas also said he and Susie, the author of this article were in the room during the assault. Susie is a completely vile bully, and someone that the venerable contestants needed to…

Wait wait wait you forgot, after asking for twerking videos and gets in all kinds of trouble for it, he thought of different types of suicide.   Apparently he came up with a convoluted method by involving child pornography with end result getting murdered in prison. See it counts as suicide because he planned it.

Um, should the show really be expected to act in loco parentis of grown-ass contestants?

I am constantly disappointed with the coverage of Halsey. She is unreasonably mocked at every turn. She has bipolar disorder, she’s biracial and she’s queer, and yet whenever she makes a joke about any of those things that are A PART OF HER OWN IDENTITY she is criticized as minimizing them!

I think that this hate…

Last season. He was passed out by the pool with all the crabs by his head, and when he woke up he was like “why do I smell like shit?” and there were ITMs about other castmates getting him up, cleaning him off, and recounting how he shat himself.

I do have a life beyond this and Bravo, though, I promise.

...I’m lying.

All I care about is Carly and Evan’s wedding. This is awful if it’s canceled. I hope they give them a two hour wedding special.

Maybe her vagine was, in fact, not platinum.

People actually comment in message boards about particular shows just to talk about how they don’t watch that show. What’s wrong with THEM?

Asahd is the best.

He turns 30 this year, Kendall is 20-ish I think and I Googled the other guy who is apparent 18-19. I guess it’s not like anyone is still in high school but the difference between 19 and 30 is staggering. Maybe I’m being ageist but even at 25 it would have made me feel weird to be hanging around teenagers.

It was weird and terrible.

She had to apologize because she was fighting to keep her corporate job. That’s how that works. And the idea that Manson simply skated on consequences for his art? Dude was literally blamed by a chunk of the country for the COLUMBINE MASSACRE. Think about that for a moment. Kathy lost a job with a billion dollar…

I literally started it last night— and turned it of after 45 minutes. I am telling myself I will finish it this weekend but your comments have me rethinking that.

We should be movie buddies, I also hated Birdman.