I know it’s supposed to be a “good” film, but holy hell I HATED Captain Fantastic. I threw in the towel about an hour in.

“Former Squatty Potty spokesperson Kathy Griffin has hired famed attorney Lisa Bloom now that her career has fallen apart is in the toilet because of a photograph in which she held up a fake decapitated head of Donald Trump.”

A press conference?

covfefe. B - U - T - H - E - R - E - M - A - I - L - S. covfefe.

why Vanessa Freaking Hudgens is a JUDGE on So You Think You Can Dance?!?!?

I like Ben Affleck.

She is the worst. On a reality television program notable for providing consistent short-term employment for the same bunch of steroid-abusing gym rats year-after-year, Lolo is easily one of the most annoying individuals to be on the series (and that’s saying something, because the cast members from Are You the One…

It is so annoying. I don’t even care enough to google what the fuck Lucas is trying to shill because I don’t want to give him another damn hit.

I am far from an outrage junkie, I actually liked Kathy Griffin before this, and I cannot stand Donald Trump, but...yeah. That was bad, and she’s gonna be pretty fucked, and she should be.

lol good thing we don’t have to pick

“Coincidentally, this is also my very mysterious response when people ask why I am going all the way over to the emptier downstairs bathroom”

That was so funny. I am not a big Ashton Kutcher fan, but I loved his reaction to Waboom.

Let’s not read too much into this; Issa is probably just practicing his Parkour.

Most of the kissing is so loud! GAG

I loved this episode but I feel this season needs more Copper. Copper should go on every date, hobbling along in his 3-legged adorableness and then whichever guy refuses to rub his belly is automatically sent home.

Anyone else find all the kissing revolting or is it just the menopause talking?

to me it was quite clear that DeMario’s girl was a friends with benefits type thing where she as clearly more invested and considered it a real relationship whereas he was just stringing her along waiting for the next best thing. I mean, come on, she showed a text asking why she hasn’t met ANY of his friends or…

Okay Peter’s date was FANTASTIC and their discussion of their gap teeth warmed my cold, dead heart to no end. It was so GENUINE!

My metal-themed Bruce Springsteen cover band will be named Danzig in the Dark