Chris “I was an early Uber investor” Sacca was worse than Ashton for me. All the douchebaggery of Ashton without any of the charm.

I’m not going to see the movie but I’d hit that like the wrath of God. I’ve seen every episode of Sons of Anarchy which means I’ve seen his butt many times, and ... yeah.

Ok. I’ve seen a handful of articles now between Jez and the Root about her “hip-hop phase”, and let’s get real. Every pop tart since the mid to late 90s has yanked the hip-hop chain. Every last one.

Madonna “rapping” about her latte. Check.

She has been on this “Happy Hippy” kick for a while, I think she started it with Wayne Coyne’s girlfriend. Its also a charity I think for at risk runaways.

Eh, I didn’t hate it. Good for Miley. We all go through a regrettable gross stage.

He sounds lovely. You better not have friendzoned him /s

I sent an email almost EXACTLY like Steve Harvey’s to all my co-workers this week (minus references to makeup & dressing room), & now HR wants to talk to me tomorrow. I hope they’ve figured out how they’re going to help me implement these necessary changes!

More like Petty LuPone, amiright?

I think we all know that the “Trump Presidential Library” is just going to be a giant, flat-screen computer monitor scrolling tweets.

Well she has been personally taking care of the opioid epidemic for the last few weeks...

He still has a lot of work to do to catch up with Jake Tapper’s Resting “You Have To Be Fucking Kidding Me” Face, but it’s a start.

It’s a major, major plot point for the show and alluded to in pretty much every scene she is in

I had a visceral response to this dress. I do not care for it at all, to put it very, very politely. I like the sleeves—that’s beautiful pleat-work—but other than that I... can’t imagine why. The silhouette is off somehow.

That dress is hideous, and will definitely be on a “wtf were people wearing in 2017?” list if she’s still famous then.

Boob sweat. So much of it.

congrats farrah on getting yourself featured on jezebel! mission accomplished with that outfit 

...I mean with the exception maybe of the dress thing I’m pretty sure that’s a standard difference between single and coupled people.

I think you don’t have to worry about telling him immediately. You guys can just enjoy going on a date (or a few) just for the sake of it, you don’t have to think about ‘time-wasting’ at this point.

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

He was being facetious. FFS people