That does not sound trashy. I did far trashier things. And enjoyed it!

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

Perfect High is legitimately my favorite Lifetime movie. It has everything you want a Lifetime movie to have. The minute the group of friends took oxy or whatever it was for the first time, I said out loud, “Well one of you is def going to die.”

She co-starred in Shake It Up on Disney with Zendaya and is really good at staying in the press. I think she used her money to (smartly) buy a house and now her and her sister work out and go on vacation and live their best lives.

Celine Dion used to check with the painting Joe Pecsi’s mom made in Goodfellas for life decisions, but one dog was always going one way, the other dog was going the other way, and the old guy was like “Whaddaya want from me?”

thats exactly what they did. im embarrassed to admit this show is my guilty pleasure, as i grew up on archie comics, but iirc thats what happened. thats why i dont get the bitching. paraphrasing, veronica is all, “we’ll shock them, play along” and kisses betty, and another chick is like, “fake lesbianism is lame and…

Oh, I haven’t even processed the joy of Molly Ringwald yet. Team Claire & Bender forever though. Sam can be married to Dylan, I’ll allow that.

His dad is played by Skeet Ulrich, who was EVERYTHING on Jericho and The Craft. He’s still got it.

Jughead is actually as hot as Fiona Staples drew him, and teen or even under 45 me 100% Would Slam.

Cheryl and Jughead are my Riverdale crushes

It was called out almost instantly by another character who states that fake lesbian kissing hasn’t been interesting since the 90's.

Except, unless I’m remembering this wrong, that’s literally exactly what they did. The two went in for the kiss, the sexy swooning music enveloped the soundtrack, and then the unimpressed cheerleading squad called them out for their cheap ploy.

Skeet Ulrich was 13yo IRDKM’s first love.

Agreed on both fronts, even though as someone once said, Sprouse’s Jughead acting is like “a wet noodle slapping the surface of a pool.” I hate thinking his dad is mega hot, too.

But they DID have Cheryl call them out on it, immediately. “Faux-lesbianism is so 2007" or something like that.

Totally agree on all counts.

Oh my god, Cole Sprouse and Skeet Ulrich are just motherfucking perfect casting. I can’t find it, but some genius on twitter posted after last week’s episode that “These kids have no idea what happened at the last high school party Skeet Ulrich attended.” Between that, Betty’s song and the queen B dance off (which I…

Shipping is deciding that you want two characters to get together and have a relationship on the show/movie/book. In a sentence. Many Harry potter fans shipped Harry and Hermione instead of Hermione and Ron.

Shipping is when fans of a show decide that there’s sexual or romantic tension between two characters, rightly or wrongly, and thus wish to see the characters in a relationship (“ship”). Think Team Edward vs Team Jacob. Also, Kirk/Spock (which is why queer shipping is usually referred to as “slash”)

Am I the only one who doesn’t think Barb from Stranger Things is anything close to “iconic”? The character was in a few episodes, there were some awkward moments and that was it. I don’t get why people go nuts over her.