Pretty sure that’s exactly what he’s thinking.

You say “Proactive policing”, I say “lynching”. Semantics is a hell of a drug.

As they say in Alabama, “people are like a box of chocolates. The darker in color, the more you want to throw it in the trash.”

Most police chiefs disagree with Sessions about consent decrees. They allow these chiefs to make changes they otherwise would be almost certainly not be able to make to clean up their forces because of the strength of police union presidents absent the decrees. A chief may not care about police brutality (or even…

Why is Sessions more concerned with ‘lowered morale’ than actual police brutality?!

Of course, if police departments say “Our city is safer if people feel like they can interact with us without fear of being deported,” fuck that, right?

I mean... yah... but also... maybe that would be ok? I hope it’s dope in the vape and he shares. And also I love MGMT sooooo... I guess I’m totally in the target audience for his really bad sex?

It was probably 25 years ago now, but my uncle bought a churro at Disneyworld and the moment the vendor handed it to him a seagull swooped down and flew away with it. “Welp, no refunds.”

River Joe and Charlie Ocean sound like compromise names. Hipster parent wants oldschool classic names, and hippie parent wants nature names. First name is one kind of name, middle name is the other, and they alternate placement with each kid.

As someone who divorced a deeply troubled man, I stayed married for almost a year after we blew up while he took care of some shit, because both our therapists advised that it was too much for him to handle all at once. It sucked for me, but I had a lot more strength in me than he did... Add kids and celebrity to the…

As a girlfriend pointed out - when you are 30 and shopping for tampons in the pharmacy and a guy is staring at you, you conclude that he likely wants to have sex with you. When you are past 40 and some guy is staring at you, you conclude that he is waiting for you to go to the parking lot so he can mug you. And after…

I’m reasonably confident that this guy will let you know one of three things within 5 minutes, probably all if he deems you hot:

1) How much he can lift.

Also I was confused about how the boyfriend of the “stunning beauty” was “an uggo she dated for his personality”, did she send in the wrong picture?

“Noooo ...one...gives blood like Gaston, writes hits like Gaston, has a neckbeard like Gaston, crossfits like Gaston...

And some of those people were lying about ages/hotness. The one girl who called herself a “stunning beauty” looks like every girl at my all girl Catholic high school. I am not calling her ugly, but she isn’t jaw dropping either.

In a statement, GLAAD said that their Transgender Media Program “worked with Zeke Smith and CBS for several months to ensure that when the episode aired Zeke would have the opportunity to speak for himself about his experience.”

Say they didn’t air it and cut to a black screen during Tribal Council and just tell us that Varner was voted off. There would be “What really happened?” theories all over the Web. They didn’t do the traditional vote to get rid of Varner; everyone was so upset that Probst just asked for a quick hand vote.

Jack Reacharound

he’s been dodging rumors that he’s gay for a minute and honestly, and the man is trying to get his shit together.

“Is This What Parties Are Like Now?”