It's not that you're hungry, it's just that everything tastes AMAZING.
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I posted a picture on my Facebook the other day and all my East Coast friends started commenting about how I needed to stop "rubbing it in" and finally I was like, "Yeah, well, at least you don't feel like you're destroying some farmer's livelihood every time you take a damn shower."
Oh sure it's all fun and games to ignore California and our "nice" weather now, but East Coasties, wait until Foodpocalypse happens this summer and you have to spend $20 on a head of lettuce imported in from Mexico.
We don't need a keystone pipeline
You can't feed yourself properly and have to rely on someone else to do so and you can't figure out what that has to do with maturity?
I'm really glad to see positive comments here because usually when Jez writes about Jack all the comments are trashing him and it makes me sad.
i also defend anyone's right to free speech (just look at my lack of respect for grammar in this letter and tell me i'm not for communicating freely)
whence it comes to strident demands concerning guacamole, of special origin or no, one hath no earthly reason to apologize, as guacamole is the dip of God, if God did indeed exist, and I tend to believe he does, using guacamole as my evidence, along with the grand canyon, and Salma Hayek. Or else this could be just a…
UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.
We can't do that, because that's socialism and welfare queens will just have more babies to get more free shit from the government. /s
aint nuffin wrong w a mai tai
So here's a story from my days as a freshman news reporter at a Jesuit university. First week on the gig I was given the task of covering the Pro-Life Club's trip to the annual Pro-Life March in DC. Apparently the SOP was just to reprint the press release you got from the Pro-Life Club, but I went and tried to do some…
It's not even noon, which means I need to find a way to make this okay in my mind to even make it through the rest of the day. Fridays are too long for this shit.
Is that Hannah Hart? What's that from?
It's actually crazy, because I have insanely long and curly eyelashes. When I do wear mascara, my eyelashes look uhMAHHHHzing and I often get asked if I'm wearing extensions or fakes (this is not a backdoor brag, it is a billboard in time square brag get fucking at me) but when I don't wear mascara I might as well…
I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…
I've never read them, but I would imagine it's good on a scale of "YES I JUST GOT MY IUD AND PAP SMEAR!"?
If someone has the bandwidth to make a GIF of Mary Poppins getting rimmed here I'd appreciate it.