Come join us in Sacramento! hahaha! I would also wager to say where you live in Sacramento its 1.5 hours from Tahoe and 2 hours from SF. At least that’s the case for me. Lots of government jobs here as well (obviously)

YESSS! I love that Kevin Hart said “people watch this show because they are hopeless romantics”... NOPE. I watch this show because I am evil and watching this top notch level of fuckery (that and Vanderpump Rules) is a nice reminder that I’m not really as f*cked up as some people on this planet. That and I have a…

Amen. I can’t believe there are people outraged by this. They need to stop talking and just listen.

-A White Girl

What you can do about it is: listen. Listen. Listen some more. And if a woman ever tells you she fears for her safety from a romantic partner, LISTEN and understand she isn’t crying wolf, and try to help if you can.

THIS. I often give the address of where I am meeting someone to at least 2 people, I text them in the bathroom when the person arrives, and when I am leaving the location, AND when I get home. TOO MANY WEIRDOS OUT THERE.

Well, don’t let the people who shit on the instution of marriage sully it’s meaning for you. Sounds like you’re excited to get married, and that’s great! So don’t let it take the wind out of your sails just because there are people who don’t believe in the institution of marriage or “shit on it.” Afterall, these are…

THIS! SO MUCH THIS! I accidentally picked some up one time (I was in a hurry and there wasn’t must distinction between scented and unscented. I used one because I had no other regular kind left and it made my lady bits SWOLLEN AND ANGRY! And what’s the fucking point? It now smells like vagina AND shitty flowery crap?)

SAME! I was #45 out of 46 people called last time :( They had 12 before I was anywhere near being called. Fortunately the case didn’t seem all that interesting. Basically a person of color who was already an inmate was found with posession of marijuana in his cell. The trial was to extend his sentence... which felt…

OMG I KNOW! Everytime I open my mailbox I am like waiting to find out if I won the Jury Duty lottery! It IS a bucket list experience for me. I finally have a job where my employer will compensate me for serving on a Jury and I think I could be very impartial in any case. I just want to be on a damn Jury!!

Hahahahahah that’s so true! He would be a terrible poker player. You can read the discomfort on his face so easily!

Agreed. And if by contrast you put him next to people like Miley and Iggy who are just racially appropriating... what have they even done to open these conversations? Nothing. No hate for Macklemore.

Could you pretty please find me the link!?

Normally I hate watch this show (or rather, hating the Bachelor the whole time) and that made me think “awww... that was the right thing to do, I guess you’re not so basic after all.”

Although I felt like she maybe did fit for Ben because she was the only one who seemed to care about the death of his friends. Olivia only thought it was the perfect time to vent/cry to Ben about her cankles.

And can I just point out for a moment 75% of what Lace says she sounds like she is slurring? One part low IQ, one part drunk?

And you know what? How can you pass the buck entirely to alcohol/drugs? Don’t they just make you do stuff you would otherwise probably do when sober, to some reasonable extent? Like you can’t say “oops sorry, I’m only rapey when I’m drunk! I SWEAR!”

Yeah those chickens look like they could have their own chicken version of “Bad Blood” Taylor Swift music video style.

That person was wrong. Medications can also cause it, drinking too much alcohol and not enough water can cause it, and if you use those messy pellets/supository thingies for a yeast infection, that can also cause it. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

Lol, the cliffnotes version.

And also, maybe it’s just me but I don’t think anyone could play Janet quite like Susan Sarandan. Her look just kind of worked for the role.