I think she meant it should be harder to be allowed to birth kids.

I was pregnant and I had tons of pee in me. Still gained weight though.

Adoption should be easier, and birthing kids should be harder. Like, just some sort of test or evaluation. It’s rediculous.

Cat Rule #45:
“If I can grab it, it’s a toy.”

i just watched that for five minutes

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

and here is a dancing bearded dragon.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

/a girl with a pelvic tattoo walks into frame

THATS NOT WHAT PORN SAYS

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

“precum pregnant” is one hell of a bummer of a phrase

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

This! My 24 year old super fit, super healthy sister had a text book perfect pregnancy, which she intended to have drug free in a hospital and she ended up having an emergency c-section because she just wouldn’t dialate enough. These hippies get so caught up in how natural the process is without seeming to remember…

Um, I don’t know how to break this to you, but your friend actually is dumb.

Word. I have a friend who is planning on a home birth and I know she judges my decision to go to a hospital. With doctors. But I still can’t figure out how that is a bad thing. She also plans to have her placenta made into pills (which has no research base) and her baby wears amber beads to help ease the pain of…

I was a hippie. And these dolphin assisted births are FUBAR.

Not just you, Blanket. I am genuinely flabbergasted that this is an actual thing. The very sentence “dolphin-assisted births” sounds perfectly mad. I generally consider myself a curious, open-minded person but I have limits. Babies are at stake for crying out loud - you’d think birth is disorienting enough for a baby…