My boyfriend and I were in the moving in together process before this shit show began, and for practicality reasons (shared food reserves, companionship, if one person gets sick someone can drive them to the hospital etc) decided to quarantine in my apartment.

Seriously. Kicking someone who’s clearly down in the guise of praise is gross. Especially since Joan clearly needs all of the other writing assignments to get by. These sort of pieces take more time than an aggregated gossip column. She can’t make a living on them alone, at least not at this phase of her career. 

Maybe you should stop writing compliments -- you’re bad at it.

Good.

For so many people to have let him slide for so many years when he almost certainly raped his child, is all the more confounding when you consider the well-known fact that he had an affair with and married what was ostensibly his other minor child. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ. Does he have to show you a video to get…

“Apropos of Nothing” sounds like the douchiest title ever for an autobiography

A terrible candidate is still a terrible candidate no matter the sexual orientation?

I love that *this* is what you think about and care about when you just read a commentor’s story of abuse of her and her friend.

Here’s the problem with forgiveness and why I loathe calls for it: victims are expected to forgive the perpetrators who, most of the time, have done nothing to merit absolution let alone ask for it. Plus there are some things, like murder, where “I’m sorry” isn’t going to cut it for some people, like myself!

Woodward, of course, was not the only journalist of his era who brushed those allegations aside. Seymour Hersh, the Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter, in his memoir Reporter, had this to say on why he chose not to report on the abuse allegations: “All I could say is that at the time I did not—in my…

Biden lost every presidential race he attempted and only was chosen as VP to assuage the anxieties of white folks who couldn’t quite stomach voting for a black man named Barack Hussein Obama.

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.

Jonathan is non-binary but he has stated a preference for the he series pronouns.

I was sent The Little Friend as an advanced reader copy, and after I read the last page I literally turned the book over and over, thinking there had to be more somewhere. I stood up and looked around in case the real ending had become loose and fallen to the floor, but HAHA JOKE WAS ON ME.

Looking at a lineup of Alden Ehrenreich, Taron Egerton, and Ansel Elgort is like the world’s most difficult “Find 6 Differences”.

You lost me at “Ansel Elgort”.

The idea of the BBC finding something “too emotionally muted” made me giggle. 

Ted Danson has been cast in a new sitcom from Robert Carlock/Tina Fey. It was originally supposed to be a 30 Rock spinoff about Jack Donaghy, but after Alec Baldwin turned it down it was retooled and will star Danson. 

Totally. I mean, fuck them for ending this perfect beautiful show, but good for them for not letting their egos run away with them and possibly let this show become mediocre over many more years. It was truly a perfectly enjoyable show. 

Okay, but can someone make a Chrissy Teigen post, tonight, already? She just put the orange turd out of his misery after he couldn’t keep her name out of his muhfuckin’ mouth.