“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”
JennaW
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I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.
HGTV by way of Faulkner is the single best descriptor I've ever read.
Just this summer, my uncle died. His cremated remains were brought from his state of residence to SC for interment. The graveside service, attended only by family, was held in the middle of the day during that godawful heat wave we had. It was 108 degrees. Three generations of my family stood around in our Sunday…
Please don’t tell Jezebel’s ten year old daughter, adultosaur.
The existential distress is coming from inside the house! The existential distress is coming from inside the house!
Yes. You are Very Original!
Makes me long for the old days when we hashed this sort of thing out through messages attached to carrier pigeons.
I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.
I hate poachers, too. I wish the demand wasn’t there for them to keep being funded. I hope hpthe little guy finds a surrogate mom in his new home.
as humans, we have a ton of fucks
I’m crying too. It made me seek out my cats and hug them for comfort. That poor baby. Do rhinos adopt baby rhinos whose mothers have died/been murdered by scum of the earth poachers?
Didn’t he make some not so nice comments about the all female remake? :/
I thought it was called a corona.
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.
Yes they fucking signed it. Of course they did! Read the goddamned petition and don’t be fooled by this lying click-bait journalism. It’s a petition literally stating that sex work should be decriminalized. It is blatantly PRO decriminalization.
Speaking of wine . . .
If you knew the Hulk I knew,
you’d know his racist heart.
He’d never want to hurt white fans,
or his family from the start.
If you knew Hulk Hogan,
you would know how hard he fake fought...
and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark