SHITTY TIPPING IS NOT A SYMPTOM OF MENTAL ILLNESS.
OK, but since the current system requires tipping, people shouldn’t go out if they can’t afford to tip. Don’t fuck over the person who’s helping you to make a political statement.
Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…
“And here are three of my ex-boyfriends, Penn Badgely, Michael Fassbender and Ezra Miller. They too are stunning. Strange how that works.”
Just the other day I heard a clanging in my dryer. Sure enough, I’d forgotten to take out my trident, again.
I had it on vinyl. I am an old.
I like tomatoes, my wife hates them. If she ends up with tomatoes on her plate I eat them, and in return she can have all of those horrible devil things people call olives, which she loves for some reason.
You’re complaining about the men and women in the military coordinating and working together? Really? The crew of the plane are not solely responsible for loading cargo. That’s part of the role of the supply unit.
Talk Radio: Continuing to be just the worst since always!
They alive, damn it!
5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.
If you listen to all the things that the Christian Right claims are acts of Satan and things that Satan wants, he actually sounds like a really nice, kind person.
Ron Moore did great work on Star Trek. Kind of gets forgotten in light of Battlestar, but I think its worth mentioning, just so people remember there were talented people involved with the franchise... once upon a time...
Or you could just hand them the extra change and ask them to give you back three quarters for the meter like anyone who wasn’t so pathetic that they had to go this far out of their way to find people to feel superior to would do.
“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”
An argument I’ve heard from several friends defending the Paperia lady. To which I say: If the ENTIRE FRONT OF YOUR STORE IS FILLED WITH CRACKERS I would expect you to have that as a clue.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh,
Who knows about cucumbers under the sea?
THIS-EM-PLOY-EE!
But never set foot in a garden has she!
THIS-EM-PLOY-EE!
So it’s Christmas Eve, and I’m in this upscale paper/stationary store in this upscale part of town, talking on my phone to my husband. I am standing amid an enormous display of fancy Christmas crackers (those things you pull apart to reveal a toy or gift, plus usually a paper crown which his family thinks you can’t…
Wow, this is excellent.