Well, you’re the biggest fail ever! Hating on manatees on the internet is pretty low! I think you owe them an apology.

FITZ MOTHERFUCKING SIMMONS

Uh, no. ROTJ was awesome.

Hot take bro. It may surprise you to know that "disliking Ewoks" is not a new phenomenon.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

I used to like Maher. But he’s turned into a douche. Not the religion bashing stuff, he’s pretty fair there, but it’s the misogynistic shit that pisses me off. It’s a problem it seems with a lot of prominent atheists.

Have we ever seen Bill Maher and a blobfish on stage at the same time? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

ONE. LOLOLOL.

If anybody spots Jin from Samurai Champloo wandering around Sakura-Con (or lurking in the AMV room, which he helps run), that would be my husband.

I'd like them to do an unofficial sequel to the Buffy Musical. Have Hinton Battle guest star as an unnamed demon who forces everyone to sing.

Not really. This isn't a clever gaming of the system. It's something that's extremely obvious, and hasn't happened because people realized it'd at best severely damage the Hugos. The Puppies don't get credit for being clever dogs, but for not being housebroken.

It means "thanks for your super compelling and original contribution." People care about awards. It reflects status in the field, whether or not you care. To write off people's concerns as stupid because those things don't occur to you, well...

They'd have to come up with a role for Hinton Battle, so he can sing Sweet's Song. Nobody else can do it justice.

I personally think it's disgusting this campaign was so successful and I hope the Hugo Awards do more next year to prevent this rigging from happening. People who lose their shit about two women on Korra holding hands or have their boxers in a bunch because women, LGBT and people of color have "invaded" their white,…

I’m sure they’re totally okay with the idea of missionary trips, though.

Huh. Beautiful men falling in love with each other is the plot of Supernatural here in the US as well.

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

I have a super dramatic fainting story. When I was in college, whenever I came home for breaks I had to go to church with my family (I was an atheist then as now, but it was a requirement of the house.) It was a super conservative catholic church with latin mass. It goes without saying there was to be no eating before…