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I wish my cat liked my singing. I found out that mine hates my singing shortly after getting him, and trying to write a song for him while I was laying in bed. Blood was shed. I thought maybe it was just the tone, or the key of the song, and maybe I'd be safe singing along to music at the computer while he napped in

"Females"

"So man that really sucks for you bro"

Who cares? It looks awesome.

"HULK PHOTOBOMB, THEN SMASH!!!"

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

Given what Marvel has said about origins, the good money is on Peter already being established as Spidy, so no origin, no arm chewing required.

TW: Unpopular opinion.

Big scraggly beards are gross. Faces are nice.

Too late for the "who fucked a gorilla??" comments, but all of these transmissions were likely due to someone trying to eat the animal's meat and accidentally cutting themselves while butchering the animal, not by getting funky with a monkey.

Radiolab had a great story on this a few months back.
http://www.radiolab.org/s

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

Yes! Or I love love love the zoo and the amazing tropical conservatory, which are both free/by donation!

1994, suburbs of Chicago, summer before my senior year of high school. I'm a sexually frustrated 17 year old gay boy and my parents have left me home alone so I'm having a party - nothing outrageous - with my friends. My 18 year old girl friend has brought the 20 year old dude she's screwing around with and he - in

This one happened to me, relatively recently.

This might not make sense to some Americans or Canadians, but it is a big deal for a English girl - specifically one from Manchester. It is my dirtiest, most shameful secret, and one that made even my husband look at me with disgust.

My ex husband never got that I was asking him out (we were teenagers), so I finally just told him to come to the movies with me and a big group of friends. And asked him to pick me up. We get to the movie and he's like, "...where's everyone else?"

This could probably also qualify me for last week's "weirdest thing I've done as a kid" but I also consider it the greatest pick-up move I've ever attempted because as you'll read, it was highly successful.
It was the summertime and 14-year-old me was on a bus packed full of teenagers headed to an outreach event.

Once, I went over to this guy's house and brought beer because he wasn't 21 yet and a DVD of 28 Days Later and we sat on couches across the room from each other and I just thought at him real hard to make a move. Eventually, he was like "Hey, um, are you trying to have sex with me?" and I was like "WHAT IF I AM."

Okay, that was awesome. Not sure what made me laugh more. Nimoy going <bleep> or him giving Quinto the nerve pinch to beat him inside. Both are a win.