A religious belief is not eating pork or not working on Saturday. This is treating people like shit and then blaming god when you get caught.

Yeah, no.

I don’t suppose there’s any chance one of Tennessee’s governors (current or just elected) could be moved to pardon or commute her sentence?

Honestly, this should happen to WAAAAY more young white men who are so sure that their reality outweighs anyone else’s and who so blithely and determinedly and self-righteously go around imposing it on others.

Pathogens in a body die very quickly after the body. A dead body is not dangerous, just very smelly for a time. Also they buried it, so...

Pathogens in a body die very shortly after the body does. A dead body is not dangerous, just very smelly for a time.

WT actual F? Why did cetotherium dismiss my comment where all I did was STATE THE DOG’S AGE?

Sure okay but also he is four months old.

To Northhamptonshire Police Chief Superintendent Hillery, I say:

It’s too bad Rowling never wrote anything after Deathly Hallows, isn’t it?

Why is the most prominent comment on any article always so thunderingly stupid?

Why is the most prominent comment on any article always so thunderingly stupid?

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Yeah, no.

Well THIS is how women get obstetric fistulas right here. Usually it happens because the women in question have no choice in their lack of medical care but OK YOU GOONS

Simone left the party before they all found the door, and I’m presuming that as they had no plans for the next day as a group (and had in fact just split up as a group), they just didn’t run into her in the meantime while they were all dealing with this revelation in their various ways.

i loooooved this era; it also gave us Men’s Synchro Swimming which is still one of the funniest things SNL ever did.

There’s another video where someone starts yelling “pedophile” at her, and honestly YES. Hard agree. Another horrible quality she possesses is sexualizing a child.

Fuck this hot take.

I forgot about them — my strongest recall is for the early seasons as I rewatched those a lot back then. Had ‘em taped from the TV!