I’m sorry but WTF?

Should’ve scrolled more, but YES! Just unnecessarily also posted this.

That’s very Miami-Vice-era-Don-Johnson-y

This is my primary objection to the dude they cast as young Han Solo. Unlike Young Indiana Jones River Phoenix, I would not time travel to fuck new Han Solo. Or, y’know, just try my luck with him now, for that matter. He’s fine, I guess; he just isn’t fine.

Well, look at me being REALLY SUPER FUCKING WRONG on my second point.

This week was literally worse than when my dad died because we all knew that was coming, and I had my family around me then.

AS IS EVERY SENATOR

Oh, my god...

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Well, I don’t own a pantsuit or anything white so I had to improvise!

Hopefully you’re just having this sort of Sisyphean battle with someone who is as determined to sticker as you are to DEsticker, and that is the kind of free speech protesty thing I’m fine with, but I don’t want anyone touching/hurting my car (OR YOU) which fear of is just totally shitty.

I live in Chicago. I know how cities work, thank you.

I love New York.

My Wonder Woman t-shirt agrees with your optimism!

I decided to put my Hillary sticker on my car this morning and now I’m sitting at my desk worrying that someone is vandalizing it.

Yeah, don’t fall for the act of one carnival barker just because the other carnival barker is so much more loathsome.

The time between this “Dave Chappelle is doing something relatively mainstream” announcement and the ensuing “Dave Chappelle does something bizarre” one was even shorter than I anticipated.

Being pleasant as a customer service person is just literally the baseline of how you should behave. If you stomp around or answer a general customer greeting of “How are you doing?” with an honest retelling of your grievances, then that’s on you, son. That is on you.

You’re (they’re) not wrong.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is a fucking gift to humanity.