The time between this “Dave Chappelle is doing something relatively mainstream” announcement and the ensuing “Dave Chappelle does something bizarre” one was even shorter than I anticipated.

Being pleasant as a customer service person is just literally the baseline of how you should behave. If you stomp around or answer a general customer greeting of “How are you doing?” with an honest retelling of your grievances, then that’s on you, son. That is on you.

You’re (they’re) not wrong.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is a fucking gift to humanity.

Lypsyl — there is nothing better.

Well, it’s nice to see American settler logic has not evolved one iota since we first landed on the East Coast.

Holla!

*sigh* I love Harry...

I am having this weird reaction to this article as a happy spinster lady who has never wanted neither man nor child in my life (nor lady — I’m pretty sure I’m asexual! [We’re here; we don’t particularly want to fuck you; get used to it!]) and the reaction is this:

Someone let her know so her people can sue them back to the the time of Noah where they can live out their lives in peace far away from the modern world because the flood never happened so they’ll be fine.

In reply to you AND everyone who replied to you: Why are parents such weirdos?

Saw a pic of this earlier (the third pic up from bottom or similar shot) — don’t know where. It had the best caption, though:

No, they haven’t. That is not what the statement says at all, though the GOP is pretending it does.

I was all excited until I saw it was Stephen Poliakoff who doesn’t like a character arc that makes what we here on earth call sense.

It’s a tough one. You could argue both are exercising their freedom of expression. The government isn’t taking away her sign — her fellow citizen is defacing it in an act of counter-free-expression...

I like how they had to include a picture with an arrow pointing to it of “The Fonz” b/c only the Olds* who read the magazine and not their visiting grandkids would know who the hell that was anyway.

I fully agree except that this means we’re pretending Trump isn’t a dangerous demagogue with no respect for people of color, women, religious freedom, US allies, the real dangers of foreign influences on the republic, international law, the Constitution, Federal law, state laws, local statutes, ordinary manners, his…

Right now and then next year, probably in... March?

I believe this goes under the Dewey classification 001.9, better known as “White Nonsense”

Cue Tom Hanks-as-Chris-Wallace: