They also sing to narrate stories about extraordinary pigs, for some reason.

Actually, it's about ethics in...

I now desperately want them to just do a cover of the Buffy musical, opening with Oliver singing, "Every single night, the same arrangement: I go out and fight the fight..."

Wow, it’d be really super-cool if ultra-conservative religious folk could stop being xenophobic nightmares.

Yeah, it was pretty heart-breaking. I have a feeling he’d heard about his existence inconveniencing his mom on more than one occasion.

Technically I’ve just been *through* South Dakota, but still. I was there!

I never have a story that quite fits these things!

It was not just you. Pitchy!

Hazel-rah.

Honestly, Farrah, the joke’s on you.

Her Batgirl book and the original Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle series were some of the most fun comics I'd read in YEARS. After being a DC Comics person through so many changes, upheavals, continuity changes, etc., losing these two (along with another character destruction I'd prefer not to talk about as it makes me ragey)…

Ah, dear old Indiana — always giving me new reasons to be glad I moved away from you.

Oh, okay. I guess this is that moment I discovered Coachella has standards!

They just announced Arthur Darvill as Rip Hunter and I am about to pass out with geek joy. (I realize now this is a duplicate but I don't care as I am in the midst of a geek joy blackout.)

Well, the thing is, a lot of people are just fucking stupid.

I was late for French (2nd year college so everything was in French all the time), and said, upon entering class, "Pardonnez-moi! Beaucoup de traffique." Everyone nodded except the professor who laughed, and we all looked at her, frowning. She said, "En Francaise, 'traffique' est... drugs."

Wow.

He also said, helpfully, to get the nation to go to war, "He tried to kill muh dad!"

Not so much a specific excuse, but throughout my working life, I have been amazed at how often the same people would be sick on Fridays and/or Mondays over and over and somehow think people didn't know they were skiving off.

I swear, the people who think they're the super-clever first ones to make a fucking obvious joke to a server (or any customer svc person) are the same people who post comments asking if THEY'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO...?