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This is the BEST STUFF. I used to get major chapped lips no matter what I used — burts bees, carmex, whatever — big

Maybe it's the job. Remember when Lauer was brought in as the nice-guy breath of fresh air because of what an ass Bryant Gumbel was?

Cool! Now, all we need to do is have all the people with any authority at all in business actually get pregnant and give birth to with their very own babies since humanity proves over and over again that respect for others and empathy are nearly as fictional X-Men mutant powers.

Fuck YEAH, Sam Bee!

Bobbi Kristina's entire family is terrible.

That is pretty much exactly what I thought he'd look like.

My mom (who worked at a hospital) used to tell me stories about the motorcycle crash victims who were in the burn unit and why — just in case I ever thought of getting anywhere near a motorcycle.

My adorable niece and her adorable churchy little friends got shamed by their Sunday school teacher or parents or SOMEBODY at church into staging a protest which I think involved a bunch of thirteen-year-olds returning stuff to Abercrombie to make A Point About Morality!

When people come to visit and say that's where they want to go (Mag Mile), I'm always like, "You want to go see tourists and pay more than you would at home for the same stuff? Instead, let us to the BEAN!"

Could this NBC evergreen not get the rights to use the theme song to an old NBC show?

No, you looked like a serious job applicant. You don't dress like you work there until you work there.

Why don't they teach the controversy is what I'm saying.

Gravity. We'll be charging Newton.

Every job interview ever when explaining why I was looking for a new job: "I've been there for awhile now, and I've learned so much, but I just need a new challenge!"

Judges interpret the law. That's why we have a Judicial branch that is coequal to the Legislative and Executive. That's also why the UK's constitution is not a specific written document — because law is constituted of both specific laws and interpretations of same made by the judiciary.

Look, the law is an organic thing and you CANNOT tell me that this fucking judge couldn't have used existing laws and case law to interpret this properly as a privacy violation or an assault.

Well, he is definitely The Worst...

Good idea! I might at least look up a couple issues for old times' sake.

It's at times like this that I really miss Mirabella. It was the best magazine I ever subscribed to. I wish I still had my old issues. Sometimes being a reverse-pack-rat can have a downside.

Well, the upside is when all these dummies die out from completely preventable diseases, we may be able to get some shit done.