Seriously, if I took a drink every time some MRA started a comment on Gawker with some reference to how ca-RAZY THEM JEZZIES would be when they heard about ____ topic, I would have died of liver failure already.

"Take that, 'Guernica!'"

It is a rare week that I don't say, "Wait a minute, eggs don't ripen... EGGS DON'T RIPEN!"

That first question is a pretty good one, though. What WOULD happen?!

I once had someone ask for audio recordings of live dinosaurs. We also used to get calls from bars all the time to settle bets.

I'd agree with Chris Carter Vince Gilligan except the Lone Gunmen never died because season 9 never happened.

I'm not sure I agree that Steve rubbed off on Tony. I always thought that Steve was just wrong about Tony in that moment. Understandably — he's seen the surface and flash of Iron Man and even the write-ups aren't going to include his motivations and inner transformation, but here's a man who saw what his life's work…

Not always, though. Destruction in Brief Lives is very subdued and nuanced.

Brian Blessed would probably have overacted the role anyway, much as I adore him.

I'm about the biggest Hiddlestonian there is, but I actually think Ben Wishaw would make the perfect Morpheus.

Yes, Newt. It should have a North Korean language version.

Yeah, another casualty of this whole thing is any good feelings I had left for this woman.

This doesn't seem terribly familiar which makes me hopeful they are shit-canning most of the actual plot resolution revealed in the last book. Which was The Worst.

Plus his brother committed suicide. That has to haunt a person.

And the award for weirdest MLP Evangelist Comment goes to...

But her passion is beer pong.

Shatner just delivered a sick burn to Dane Cook so my evening's made.

Hey, it happens!

As criminal masterminds, they knew that the best state to commit a very stupid, very horrible, very easily-solved capital murder in would totes be TEXAS.

Oh, excellent! My library has it. Thanks!