Not always, though. Destruction in Brief Lives is very subdued and nuanced.

Brian Blessed would probably have overacted the role anyway, much as I adore him.

I'm about the biggest Hiddlestonian there is, but I actually think Ben Wishaw would make the perfect Morpheus.

Yes, Newt. It should have a North Korean language version.

Yeah, another casualty of this whole thing is any good feelings I had left for this woman.

This doesn't seem terribly familiar which makes me hopeful they are shit-canning most of the actual plot resolution revealed in the last book. Which was The Worst.

And the award for weirdest MLP Evangelist Comment goes to...

But her passion is beer pong.

Shatner just delivered a sick burn to Dane Cook so my evening's made.

As criminal masterminds, they knew that the best state to commit a very stupid, very horrible, very easily-solved capital murder in would totes be TEXAS.

Yeah. It all went to his head pretty damned fast back in the day. He's just gross now.

It is quite terrible, and I usually am the one thinking, "Oh, now, this isn't so bad" when people get up in arms about stuff like this. But seriously it just doesn't sound like it was done by professional people on the producing end of things. It's the "Waiting for Guffman" of earnest, self-important charity songs.

I…

It's just that Sir Paul and I are so very close after so many years together.... Bitch. :)

Honestly, Paul's better off not being involved with that self-congratulatory piece of dreck. I do believe everyone involved's intentions were good, but that kind of naive condescension was where the West was in knowing anything about the rest of the world in the 80s. Now everyone — especially someone who's been…

Why do people keep staging this terrible play? I know we all like to pretend it isn't terrible for some reason, but it is so creepy and exposes so much of Mr. Barrie's unexamined repression that it's pretty much a live-action HIPAA violation.

Yep, they are a thing. And I completely love that they are a thing.

Are you saying it's Schrödinger's Poop?

Yeah...

I believe the hate-boner has to do with cooties.

I suppose that is good news for cool people if the awfuls are self-selecting out of the pool ;)