No, we're murderous and deadly and weirdly hung up on gender and sexual purity.

Just don't touch the horn. Those things are MAGIC!

Uh, okay.... why do you think I am Gawker?

If this person had replied to *anyone* after dropping this comment (and my comment came after dozens of others had engaged with Ms. Amazon278), I might give a fuck, but more likely I would simply have not commented myself.

The person had *one* comment. This one. That's all I meant. They showed up and said this and started a big fire and frequently those folks never even comment again.

Until *I* allowed what now?

Yeah, Burner Account Person. You're a feminist. And I'm a unicorn.

Tempers are not constant things, and he does seem to have mellowed with age and parenthood. I love his Twitter.

It didn't. They completely retooled the second season and killed it dead. The first season was great and quirky and had a terrific office/home balance, so of course they changed EVERYTHING.

This is pretty much my favorite fake trailer of all time. OF ALL TIME!

"Do you really want the person who's in a war zone against their will to be covering you"

We *are* in another Vietnam (at least insofar as the word quagmire totally applies), and there is no active draft.

If we ever end up in a situation where they are seriously reinstituting the draft as a thing that happens to people (rather than as a card 18-year-old guys fill out and never think about again), then hell yes, women should be drafted, too, because we will obviously be needing all hands on deck to deal with whatever…

No, Kristen Chenoweth.

I used to play "got your nose" with my dear departed cat who was pretty much all fur and *really* tiny, and when I lost (she tagged me before I touched her nose and got my hand out of the way) it hurt like whoa. And she really was just playing. If she'd been trying to stun or kill prey... OW!

I rather hope it isn't a musical — I think a straightforward adaptation of the Annie story would be really cool. But a new version of the musical would be good, too. I love the one with Victor Garber as Daddy Warbucks. The "Easy Street" number with Kathy Bates, Alan Cumming, and Kristen Chenoweth is the sexiest effing…

I think there are womanly-women and manly-men impulses these stores feed, and YES, my dad was totally about tools the way I am about Sephora. There was always one more tool he needed/wanted/had to have, and this tool would make everything perfect, and it was enough to just *have* it and his workshop was amazing — so…

Ah, thank you.