So, trolling idiocy at the end aside, you're whining about why you have to go to school? Do your fucking homework, you spoiled little child, or I'm turning the wifi off.

She's adorable, but if she wins, I'm going to have to go on a Slapping Tour of the Academy voting pool.

It's about damned time.

Kip! Oh, Kippy, it's too late to impress the photographer now. She has her eye on Charles — and who doesn't? (off-center-right at back, tallest, with the jaunty ribbon around his hat)

It's going to be a bitch getting Binky and Alistair's extra-tall hats just right.

Please tell me more about how and why people read. I just have no frame of reference for it.

Well, thank goodness young, predominately male viewers are finally getting some attention from Syfy and Dodge.

Maybe she's taking the picture. They *are* all staring very intently except for Bob on the far right who is mesmerized by Edgar flamingoing just off center-left. (Yes, I've named them.)

Yeah, basing my impression on actual data from a wide variety of dedicated readers is such a sweeping generalization.

And yet somehow they both ended up with the Wheel of Time series! Crazy!

Oh, no. Not at all.

I used to refer to him in exactly this way every time: "Daniel Day-Lewis with whom I am in love." I was much younger and very intense about it so it felt weird to keep saying it after he got married so I stopped, and now I just quietly adore him. He was probably my most intense and longest-lasting celebrity crush.

I like his little workout reports. I realized once he was in Chicago based on where he said he was biking.

You don't get out to other websites much, do you?

You do know there are several strains of flu and getting a strain doesn't mean you won't get it again, right? And that this is why the vaccine isn't 100% effective because it's impossible to vaccinate against all the strains? And that this is why people who bitch that they get the flu after the shot probably do (those…

When I worked at the library many moons ago when Jordan was still alive and the books were coming out regularly enough, I noticed that they were read pretty much exclusively by fourteen year old boys and 40-year-old men.

Ain't that the truth.

Yes! I want to be a trend!

That's clever. I need a hook like that...

Very typical of teenagers. They're trying to sound cool and just sound sleep-deprived.