And the short answer to that is, so? It's like gay marriage. Why does its existence threaten anyone?

I believe that's Robert Sheehan from Misfits and for that reason alone, I will go to see this movie in spite of my deep dislike of Cassandra Clare.

Well, it's a proven fact that Clare was an HP fanficcer and that her books are heavily influenced by the works of others.

The first book (the only one I read) was INCREDIBLY derivative to the point where you could almost see where the author had erased names and terms from the stories she was co-opting (yes, Buffy was *clearly* one of her sources) and wrote in her replacements. I hope the series improved, but I just found the first book…

I heard a lot of people contextualizing him. Y'know, "Oh, he *really* would do xyz." Like they were fan-fictioning Romney into the conservative candidate they wanted rather than looking at his bazillion positions and private statements and accepting that not only could they not count on him being on their side, they…

Yes, I was being REALLY SERIOUS and not sarcastic.

Is he this kind of Republican or is he an old-school one who just can't see himself any other way even though his party has descended into madness since all its intellectuals have died or were driven out?

Kanye, Taylor, and I agree with you.

Well, she's just an idiot if she thinks Romney was going to fund her lush public school educator's lifestyle after January had he been elected.

Ignorance is so adorable. This is just like when JK Rowling first introduced magic into children's literature!

But it's so much fun to poke them until they squeal!

*snort* I could almost hear the whooshing sound as that went over his head.

Perhaps you should bring this up to them then?

It appears that many of us did. Or are you being meta? *side-eyes*

Go look up William Howard Taft on Wikipedia. The original joke was much better than calling someone "Tank."

I know, right? Our scaredy-cat, loyalty-oath-based, blacklist-era monetary and pledge edits totally overrule the First Amendment.

You are hilariously brittle.

You're never going to get a Nobel at this rate.

Because science and discovery and shit. Geez, why are you even here?

No, we're like wild, savage animals that need to be tamed by the good Christian men. I mean, sure, we're sluts and awful and stuff, but we just don't know any better until a righteous man gets us under control.