I think this thread is cursed.

He just doesn't want to go in the (a la) cart!

This century is rather flying by!

The abortion thing was in the first Freakonomics book and that article dates back to 2004.

I was going to hand you a shovel, but never mind. You're doing fine on your own.

The fact that Smurfs apparently made money and has two sequels in the works makes me pretty much hate everyone right now.

Because he was being *very* serious when he said that, obvs.

There was an episode of the short-lived "Amazing Stories" TV series which was about a woman meeting the son she'd never have because she chose not to settle down right then. It really clarified for a young me how random a person's existence is. One's parents having sex even an hour later would have conceived a wholly…

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you fan-fiction based on century-old local news.

Well, now that you've put it out there, THERE HAD BETTER BE!

I just like the non-lethalness of it all. I have nostalgia for gun-wielding yahoos who knew how to shoot to embarrass. If we had more of that, maybe people would feel the durn kids had it coming, but when there's a body count involved, it's hard to take that approach.

I fully support unlimited, unregulated access for all Americans to double-barreled pea-shooters.

Gosh, as long as they charge me extra for it, count me in! Any bell or whistle that makes my film-going experience even more expensive and kind of stupid — moving seats, uncomfortable eyewear, daytime tv quality picture — I'm IN!

Gillian Anderson named her kids after the Odd Couple? I hope she pegged them correctly as the neat one and the sloppy one... of course if not, that would be nicely ironic.

Ryan Lochte's First Debut Acting Lesson: Learn to look at the camera everyone else is looking at.

Yay, smores!

Do you know who uses non sequiturs? I really like bunnies.

Yeah, and we only faked it a couple of times because... uh...

Uhm... yeah...

You know who goes around talking about how bored they are all the time? Boring people.