So who exactly am I supposed to unleash the full poison of my (frankly non-existent) anger at the (completely non-parallel) pink-washing insult to my womanity upon? If I am the type of ass-wipe this article describes, would it be the manufacturers of the products? Nah, that'd take effort and thought! I'll just scream…

The problem here is that men like Peacock are being horrible to women hired to do a job or who just happen to be at the same functions. These guys are putting a lot of assumptions on these women and then hating them for those assumptions.

No, instead these men are just mean and hostile and hateful to women trying to do a job. They probably don't assume anything about any of the guys there.

I find your implication that knowing stuff and operating on the assumption that other people also know that stuff (which you do...) is somehow rude of me to be perplexing. Are you implying that my thinking you're informed* is an insult?

Well, yes, but we covered Swift in high school.

And then she went on about eating babies! I mean, how is that even funny?!

You're hiding it very well.

[eye roll]

Thank you for sharing that with the class.

Yeah, she looks pretty normal-Zooey at the Fox thingy which was just yesterday, I think. This week, for sure:

Dear Lena and Lea: *VOMIT*

I don't care about that thing you love, either. I feel the need to say so at every opportunity. Because me me me me me.

It was good, old-fashioned fun, but it totally ruined itself for me when Tom came back from being crushed to death by a horse due to the Power of Lurve. *barf* I can only take so much old-school, melodramatic clap-trap before I choke on it. Bridge too far and away, and all that.

Yes, I was being incredibly serious with that comment, and not at all making a joke (McDonald's is SRS BZNS!) so you should really just be horrified and disgusted by my horribleness. I do have, after all, a Ph.D. in Horribleness, so I am not just fucking around here.

Why wait? Rule 34 doesn't exist for nothing...

See, I thought they screwed up from the get-go with The Matrix because instead of "I lurve Trinity" the realization he should have had was, "There is no spoon!" — because realizing what's happening isn't real allows you to come back from the dead and stop the bad guy while realizing you love someone in this situation…

Man, I wish I'd done that. Would have saved me a lot of later annoyance (though I did bail a lot earlier than those who kept believing them when they'd announce that "this time, we've figured out how to make it not suck!")

That explains a lot, actually.