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The remix (sound on)

I need to re-read “Girl, Interrupted,” I recall a line that refers to Daisy’s father being so much in love with her mostly because she was his creation. He cannot help wanting to fuck something so fucking perfect.

Mark Hamill’s Joker vs. Billy West’s Brannigan... FIGHT!

Hot take alert!

The green tea scrub is the BEST! I live for that stuff! I also like the citrus-y brightening one, but the green tea is #1! I use it on my armpits too, to help get a better shave and remove all of the antiperspirant before shaving.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

Easiest way for to block someone from not attending your wedding/reception? have it on an active military base. thats what i did

Don’t know and don’t care. I’m not very favorable to the death penalty but people should know that if they commit certain crimes and get life, it will indeed be life.

emily and richard did not learn to respect her decisions until like, s7e18,

Is this where we post our unpopular Gilmore Girls opinions?

I’m team Digger all the way!

Gilmore Girls’s first couple of seasons were goddamn TV magic that may never be recreated. If I could walk through the back of my wardrobe to go live inside that Stars Hollow with that dialogue and that cast of characters, I would never come back. After Rory went to Yale it all went to hell and I have no desire to…

A roach. A leak. A lawsuit. And a banana peel. All this. And more. On the next. This. American Life.

Clinton’s people just responded by alerting Gohmenrt that if his hand is bigger than his face, he has cancer.

A good idea when Futurama did it years earlier.

I love Gatlinburg. It’s a weird combination of Alpine village and American Southern country. And Ober is the shit. Hillbilly golf, that weird little “mall” with some of the best NYC-style pizza I’ve ever had outside of the city. The taffy.

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.