Oh, don't worry about the uterus falling out. A woman's body has ways of shutting that down.

Screw this guy.

Yo fuck this guy. Between the shushing and the listen-to-mes and the FORCIBLE CHIN GRAB/HEAD TURN, this dude is a dillhole.

I think do this is just a translation problem. Seems that "getting their shit together" became "getting to shit together".

I was confused on why the fancy lotion (L'Occitane) store my mom loves was in this post!

Rule #1 for online dating: Be attractive.

looks like a used tampon

Just change your privacy settings so that you get to review everything before the tag of you shows up. I've been using it for more than 2 years and it's great. I go to my "Timeline Review" and I just check one box if I want to allow the tag, the other if I don't. I'm not so much worried about photos, but friends…

You are what's wrong with society today.

Ha. That's funny.

I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"

I'm entertained at the notion that Lena doesn't want her "feminism picked apart" over one decidedly unfeminist action, but feels okay doing the same to others. Didn't she make a good/bad feminism comparison back when people were getting on Anne Hathaway? Something about saving the critique for the bad feminists?…

Writing "You don't act black." on all the things. I've heard it so much that I should say it before other people do. "Hi. Nice to meet you. I've been told I don't act black."

For someone who just left a convent, Maria sure got the smoky eye down fast.

If she were any more wooden, she could play a marionette in The Lonely Goatherd.

How baller would it be if ABC broadcast the REAL Sound of Music during this same time slot? Just to fuck with them. Then all the people who are hatewatching this could find refuge in the best movie on earth...

It's awfully hard to be polite to people you don't think matter unless they're pregnant. And who you don't even think are people, actually. What they really hate is that us bitches don't just automatically toe the line. And they can't just order us around any more. Imagine the horror!

It probably makes me morbid, but am I the only one that really grasps history once I see the evidence? Like, I understand Lincoln was assassinated, I understand that Auswitz existed. But it didn't truly HIT me until I saw the bed Lincoln died in and visited Auswitz. Before I visited those places the events were just…

Why do I get the feeling that, if a Native American woman showed up to claim her free cupcake, they'd take it back, attempt to renegotiate, or tell her the cupcake is in Oklahoma and she'll need to walk to get there?