You are what's wrong with society today.

Ha. That's funny.

I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"

I'm entertained at the notion that Lena doesn't want her "feminism picked apart" over one decidedly unfeminist action, but feels okay doing the same to others. Didn't she make a good/bad feminism comparison back when people were getting on Anne Hathaway? Something about saving the critique for the bad feminists?…

Writing "You don't act black." on all the things. I've heard it so much that I should say it before other people do. "Hi. Nice to meet you. I've been told I don't act black."

For someone who just left a convent, Maria sure got the smoky eye down fast.

If she were any more wooden, she could play a marionette in The Lonely Goatherd.

How baller would it be if ABC broadcast the REAL Sound of Music during this same time slot? Just to fuck with them. Then all the people who are hatewatching this could find refuge in the best movie on earth...

It's awfully hard to be polite to people you don't think matter unless they're pregnant. And who you don't even think are people, actually. What they really hate is that us bitches don't just automatically toe the line. And they can't just order us around any more. Imagine the horror!

It probably makes me morbid, but am I the only one that really grasps history once I see the evidence? Like, I understand Lincoln was assassinated, I understand that Auswitz existed. But it didn't truly HIT me until I saw the bed Lincoln died in and visited Auswitz. Before I visited those places the events were just…

I feel revengey today. Can we make a ridiculous pact to follow him around the internet, and every time he writes about a male politician we flood his comment sections asking about the guy's suit?

DON'T DO IT LIAM! RUN! RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK!

Miley, Rihanna and Lady Gaga are all controlled by designer Marc Jacobs. He is abehind the scene puppet master who wants to control every star. Jacobs is the one to blame for Miley's new perverse image. His best friend Terry Richardson directed Miley's nude video clip. Read the truth with evidence on: http://styleangel…

What made Jenny McCarthy double down on things is that you have a vocal minority of parents of kids with autism who claim that their kids were perfectly normal right up until they got their vaccinations around the age of two.

Aww was Biebz little legs getting tired? Shoulda' brought a stroller.

The talent portion is always the best/worst part of these things. If you have not seen this, you must.

When you take away all the loud hair and makeup and jewelry, what you have is a bunch of extremely boring, seen-it-all-a-million-times-before looks that belong in a juniors department section at Dillards or Belks.

We were looking at this at work the other day, and what got me was that it's buried beneath a whole other house. I would buy it, rent out the surface-level house and never tell the renters that I lived in a crazy bunker right underneath them. I would sneak in and out like Lazlo in Real Genius.

That's SUCH a shame, because the big Macy's on 34th has a whole floor of plus-size clothing—a much bigger selection than any other department store I have ever been in. It is in the older portion and you can use the cool antique escalators, too. I am so sorry you had a shitty experience and a crap salesperson be rude…

Why do I get the feeling that, if a Native American woman showed up to claim her free cupcake, they'd take it back, attempt to renegotiate, or tell her the cupcake is in Oklahoma and she'll need to walk to get there?