Do you know me, son?

I work one on one with clients, which means I can’t smell like ass and B.O. Instead of skipping showers to avoid drying out your skin, just use gentle soap and some goddamn moisturizer and don't take 35 minute scalding hot showers.

I shower every day because my hair is oily as hell, looks awful when I wake up, and will start smelling about 36 hours after the last shower. :( In any case, I don’t use soap except on the areas you mentioned. It's really not necessary if you use your hands to lightly rub and scrub while in the shower.

I ask anyone who reads this to continue and shower every day. Specially if you take public transportation or sit in a cubicle farm.

If Brees is out for an extended period of time, I know one QB on the free agent market who many already believe to be a Saint.

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”