I don't go to your bacon parties.
Go have a wiener or something.

Mmm-hmmm… after you go back to Hoarders.

It's "You don't Win Friends With Salad".
I guess the Ractopamine in your shitty bacon has already poked some holes in your already suffering brain.

It's "delicious" to the immature, juvenile palate.

And still, the dumb clods make their juvenile bacon jokes, while being fooled into eating poisonous, disgusting, tortured CAFO-pig garbage. Easily manipulated fools, buying and eating shit, while thinking they're clever and funny. Eat it up, fatties!