What a great American hero and leader.

"Biatch" certainly speaks to your "maturity level", as does whining about this article and then saying it makes you think this toddler-brained idiot "isnt so bad" because he spills a cheap-ass condiment on his meat.
This is The Onion, it's for laughs, not for "winning political points". "Petty things" like this are…

Probably not "lots of other Americans", but sure, there exists a population of culinary dunces that drown their meat with sugary baby-level gloop like the toddlers they truly are. Baby wants ketchup on his steaky-wakey!
Ask mommy to pre-chew it for you, imagine how nice 'n soft it could be.

Far away from being anything like a construction worker, they're mostly respectable and hard working people. Trumpy never has had a real job, he never even had to apply for a job. Everything he has was handed to him, he's a spoiled, lazy, stupid inheritance baby. If he didn't have daddy's money, he'd be trying to…

What the hell does that even mean?

Oooh, you're a true gormay, I like your bold vision.

Uhhh not sure if you've ever been on a golf course with poopy-pants Trump, but I highly doubt it. I suppose it Depends on what he ate for breakfast and what's underneath those enormous pants.

As a former chef, sous-chef, prep and line cook, I feel it's my duty to make fun of people who pour bottles of stuff onto their food.
Sorry, but same with the hot sauce weirdos that need everything to be swimming in variations of cayenne and vinegar.

Toddler Trump doesn't even drink beer, let alone the lousy wine he tried to shill, figuring that Fancy Pants Wine People would see "TRUMP" on the label and think "Yes, he seems like a man who would understand fine wine!"

Nobody should put that goo on their steak. The only "sauce" that belongs on steak is a good reduction or au poivre. Cold, bottled "steak" sauces are for people who frequent "Mister Steak" and "Ponderosa Steak House", or today's equivalent I suppose, like "Outback Steak House", where they serve tortured,…

Blecchh. A decent piece of grass-fed, humanely-raised beef doesn't need to have disgusting sweet manufactured "sauce" dumped on it. Gross.

There is the theory that Trump suffers from irritable bowel syndrome, and needs to have a toilet nearby at all times. It makes sense.. can't land the helicopter (toilet)? Nope, not riding in that toilet-bereft tram.. inviting people to come to his (toilet-handy) golf course/club/whatever..

Yeah? Well, that makes sense. And in spite of all the garbage you people spewed about Obama's supposed "arrogance", I hear nothing from you clowns about Trump's constant bragging. Nothing at all.

I've done a lot of traveling, and one of the greatest pleasures and introductions to a foreign culture is through eating their foods. How exciting it is to eat the foods that they're excited about and love. The people will tell you about it, where to get the best whatever it is, it spurs conversation and understanding.

Yes, of course.

It's not just the steak 'n catsup, it's the fast food, the "taco bowls", the "biggest slice of chocolate cake you ever saw". It's the whole enchilada.

I've been searing them all this time.. I'll try and see about maybe doing one in the Instant Pot.

Nah, I don't really like toddlers either.

Mikey says:

It's fine with hash browns, fries, that's about it.
But I grew up in Chicago, we don't put that stuff on the dogs man.