I hate to tell ya, Mark, but that's definitely not a horse erection. They let it all hang out like that when they're relaxed or right before/after they pee. It's dropped but not erect.

In Portland Oregon, at the 2001 Kinkfest, there was this gorgeous man in a kilt. He had me at "lick my boots, slave."

You can't beat St. Louis's Forest Park Zoo, Museums, and Theatre. They are top-notch and still free.

I'm not sure how much of a "secret" any of this is, but coming from the STL area, most people are more inclined to visit popular destinations like the Arch, the zoo, the science center, and the art museum (mostly because all of these popular locations are offered for free to anyone who visits). However, the Delmar…

This is a lot of ... puffery. "The world's first electronic joint?" I think we've passed that a long time ago, what with the development of THC oils and even wax. While the wax smoking process is a little more involved, in LA, SF and other parts of the enlightened California pot scene you can buy prefilled…

How is this different from a vape pen? I live in SF, the land of getting way-too-high by smoking THC wax in public parks on your lunch break, this isn't revolutionary for me.

I had the WORST results on match. I think part of it was a lot of people who had set up profiles but didn't subscribe, so they didn't ever get my messages. There was also such a huge membership that it was tough for a guy to get noticed.

Vote: Roku 3

Hopefully this helps it become un-confused:

I have lots of celebrity encounters (I used to live in LA), but let me focus on Lindsay Lohan:

About a year and a half ago, I was considering moving to Los Angeles & decided to visit first to check it out. My manager (I'm a singer) has a ton of famous & semi-famous actor friends. We went out with two of said famous actor friends to a super gaudy nightclub in Hollywood. Immediately upon entering I saw Paris…

The campus Republican organization had Ben Stein come speak at our campus in 2007. I didn't attend his speech, but did attend the sexual health workshop that same evening. It turns out that after his speech, Ben Stein decided to spend his evening drinking with his young Republican acolytes at the campus bar just…

Reminds me of my sweet horse, who died at a very old age when I was in college. With me, he'd occasionally (though rarely) pull a trick or two, if he was "feeling his oats." But put a child around him, or on his back, and you could pretty much set bombs off around him and he would just put one foot in front of the…