I have no idea what yik yak is, but it looks like it’s populated by the same people who comment on youtube videos.

Ok. I’ll take this one guys.

Twelve year olds can’t consent.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Yeah, my kind of horrible attitude is that if you’re not mature enough to get an exam, you’re not mature enough for sex.

It happens to a lot of women because when most people start having sex, they young and dumb and uninformed and coupled up with other young, dumb, uninformed people. Oh, and a general cultural bias against female masturbation and mythologizing of the vagina.

Geez, I was seeing a gynecologist for four years before I even had sex, let alone the years before I got married.

Because his schemes are playing out on TV! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

It’s streaming on..Hulu or maybe Netflix..or it at least it was. ANYWAY: It’s HILARIOUSLY bad. Basically, someone says “oh my house is haunted”. A home inspector (my favorite) Brian comes out and looks at the list of complaints. Like “Door opens on its own”. He’ll check out the door and normally chalk it up to cats…

I have no idea. But I’ve lost countless Sundays to sitting on the couch and watching every damn “Wives With Knives” or “Killer Babies”..doesn’t matter. If it’s on the ID Network..I’ll probably watch it. Same with Oxygen’s “Snapped” (my MIL loves that series).

My other go to why the fuck are you watching this?…

When I went with the Princess Of Snark to her freshman orientation at college, in one of the parent only sessions, they told us not to ddo things like convert their rooms to a sewing room or to move without telling them. I was all, haha who does that? Until my daughter came home and said it had happened to a girl in…

I was about to post about having turrible food poisoning and an emotional nervous breakdown and my parents simply forgetting to pick me up because they were drunk at a friend’s place (SO not like them, I swear)...

I think the counselors were just happy I was picked up!

Bless my soul have I got a story!

The camp I worked out was a cabins kind of camp, but we would take the kids out for an overnight in the woods. This was the Adirondacks in NY, and we had a ton of black bears around. Obviously, anything that could attract bears got put in the bear bag and hoisted up out of reach before the kids went to bed and we…

True, but you can trap them if you put a little food in the bottom of an oil barrel!

We had some dull nights sometimes...

Honest to gosh, cross my heart this is true.

I spent three of the best summers of my life working at a little scout camp in Eastern Ontario, just outside of Perth. I have literally dozens of stories from it (I’ve already told two here) but this is my favourite:

We had a HUGE raccoon population around the camp. Big families that would get into gang fights at…

i went to mormon girls camp with my mormon cousins (and the rest of my catholic cousins, who were staying with the mormons for a while). we were doing a ropes course and i was way too tall for it, so i was already really off kilter. a bug flew at my face and i said ‘JESUS CHRIST’ and everyone looked at me aghast and i…