So true.

Wow. Really? Because there aren't ANY American-born minorities...?

No worries. I knew what you meant. Just adding to the indignation with more facts about the ridiculousness of the prosecution's argument. And there are so many facts and so many reasons for indignation, I'm still trying to fathom how a jury could have even found her guilty. Only in Indiana...

I'm pretty sure that, in the end, they couldn't even prove that, which I take to mean that it didn't happen since it's not exactly easy to completely remove any trace evidence of purchases made via the internet. I watch enough Investigation Discovery to know how hard it is to cover your digital tracks.

But they seem hungry...and I have extra bread...

This is the second case in two years here in Indiana involving an unwed woman of color. Unfortunately, it probably won't be the last. At least this one is getting the national attention it deserves, so I can at least hope that Indiana will get its shit together and stop trying to drag us back into the Dark Ages with…

Shailene Woodley uses beat juice as lipstick

Just googled the side-effects of Benzonatate. Nowhere does it mention “beating your wife” or “being an asshole” as potential side effects.

Okay. Sorry I’ve posted this so many times. Booze, my iPhone, and Kinja don’t mix, so let’s try this one more time.

This only works for white people. My ex found out his license was expired because he committed DWB (Driving While Black) in a ritzy area and they pulled him over for some bullshit excuse only to find that his license was suspended. I'm still not sure how you go almost a year without knowing your license is suspended,…

See also: the time I puked on the hot social studies sub’s shoe in 6th grade; and the time in fifth grade I leaned over the side of the bed at my grandparents’ and puked on my sister, who was watching TV in the bottom trundle, after I had eaten Italian sausage and enjoyed a ride on the Gravitron at the State Fair. I’m…

Pretty much my question. I vomited in front of several buses of school kids, and this bitch is out of the greys?! Wtf.

That song made me wish Daddy’s Boy was a real movie so I could hear the rest of the soundtrack. Totally underrated.

Also, the time I threw up on the hot social studies sub’s shoe in sixth grade...

I swear I know how to spell “girl” but I’m drunk and auto-correct is not my friend...

I’m down here in the grays, so I doubt anyone will see this, but my whole life has been leading up to this contest...

I swear I know how to spell “girl” but I'm drunk and auto-correct is not my friend...

I’m down here in the grays, so I doubt anyone will see this, but my whole life has been leading up to this contest...

In high school, I was in show choir. My junior year, we went to a competition two hours from home and I was sick as a dog. I had a stomach bug and couldn’t keep anything down before the competition, so my best friend’s doctor parents had given me a prescription nausea medication to relieve my symptoms.

Bieber's apology would have been more convincing if he hadn't been so obviously not into it. I couldn't tell if he was reading a teleprompter or reciting from memory a very boring piece of prose, but either way, it wasn't exactly a convincing take on "The Passion of the Biebs".