omg...so basically, they get out the attic. then, live "normal" lives passing themselves off as a married couple with their little brother and sister...OMG...read this series!

rule #1: dont let them search you. it's illegal unless they are police with a warrant.
rule #2: tell them to go ahead and call the police. if the worker puts their hands on you in any way, you can tell the police officer you were "assaulted."
rule #3: calmly, and politely tell said officer, "Sir/Ma'am, I'm sorry this…

For all of you who live in small town America (or Canada), let me break something down. As a white person, I can walk into a Macys, etc and no one blinks when I'm dressed down, dropping $300 on a purse. My black friends on the other hand, get shifty eyed stares, even when with me, if we are in a store. And let me…

Honestly, I had tried them, but I hated them. This was when the only choice was a massive wad of cotton that you'd shove up your cooch. Thanks to losing my V-card and the invention of the "pearl" style (a nice, plastic applicator that slides up easily), I was finally able to wear them PROPERLY.
I was also pretty darn…

before there were stickums, you had a CLOTH or cotton, super thick pad, and it was attached to a belt around your waist. thank the gods i didn't have one of these (so glad to be born in the 1980s complete with adhesive they put on post-its). But, my mother told me about how she used to have one of these being as I, as…

i have a lot more space between my home and the one next door. how do only the people from a nearby apt building only see the backyard shenanigans? cmon man...he'd have HATED having ME as a neighbor. I'm nosy!

this man should not only go to general population, but he should have to wear a sign on his back: "I torture and rape. Feel free to treat me the same."

i wish that were true. all the dbags i ran into (now this was 10 years ago), were all from the Jersey Shore...I wish I was kidding.

kids, kids, you're all pretty! But hey, let's just call a d-bag a d-bag. if i had a dime for every d-bag jersey shore trashy chick/dude I bumped into in my time at UM, trust and believe, I'd be rolling in the dough. Here's my view of all of Jersey and NYC: Duckface Dbags with pink shirts, popped collars, and trashy…

Yes! It's the Norton Anthology of Shakespeare, Edited by Stephen Greenblatt. We just called it, "The Greenblatt" in my classes :)

Im embarassed to be a UM grad right now. But I'm not shocked at this. It's how all the Greek bitches always acted, even 10 years ago.

this entire article is insulting. to all. frankly, i wasnt attracted to my HUSBAND when we first met. He turned out to be one of the funniest, down to earth, sweet people who just mentally turned me on. and he's not the only one. i've had all different level of social attractiveness. and lemme tell ya, the "pretty…

that is right up there with the mannequins. most of the time, they are wearing items that are not fitted, and are sizes that the majority of customers won't buy. Dont believe the hype!! you will not look like the mannequin! and apparently, nor will you be able to buy 100 towels in a go. lol. this is so silly...every…

having no idea of what you speak, i will reference you toward an Oxford English(http://public.oed.com/about/the-oed-in-print-and-on-cd-rom/) (not the evilness that is American English). The most complete is the Oxford Etymological Dictionary which provides the historical background and how a word came to be.

you sadly, were born 10 years too late. :) I was born in 1980 and my first concert - EVER - was NKOTB at the Capital Center here in DC. We not only snuck in my bffs sister, we also snuck close to the stage...it was awesome. I felt all grown up at 9 hanging out with my bff and her 17 y/o sister..Joey Joe looked at…

Here's some therapy: You are beautiful, just as you are. And a man who says anything like that (lucky that he's in your bed to begin with), should immediately be put out of your home. I did it to someone who had the nerve to tell me to leave my clothes on, because I am a big girl. Also cuz he couldn't keep it up.…

" You're supposed to be in management because you know how to manage shit. Get with it, dummies."

i have to agree with this. And I have to add: we already know the governor "ain't right". Hell, he has his zombie kid hidden away and saves heads. But, he also sees the prison group as a possible threat. Think about a true, post-apocalyptic world. Men will grossly be able to assert their physical power. Of course some…

Honestly, I think it's a brave thing for a person to talk about their past, especially as it concerns her being a teacher. The words "whore" and "prostitute" are generally, synonymous with illegal activities. However, how many of us ladies have gone from guy to guy, one nighter after the last and never thought…

Hear, hear!! NO woman should be treated that way. I cannot fathom a parent who wouldn't applaud their kid for telling these creepers where to stick it! I developed early and got those comments as well. My dad always told me I had every right to tell em to stick in their piehole. My mom just wanted me to be more…