Is he angling for a role in a Count of Monte Cristo reboot?

His career is veering towards the "Professional Pretty Person", too!

Is Blake Lively now officially just a professional pretty person? Like Jessicas Alba and Biel? Or is she still an actress?

Hey now, what about that dismembered schlong Eric Northman casually dropped on the floor last Sunday? That counts, right? BTW, wasn't that extended funeral scene quite possibly the most boring thing HBO has ever broadcast?

I once ate a cronut after it had fallen in radioactive waste and it was worth it.

I once ate a cronut off the floor of a port-o-potty and it was worth it.

You guys.

"Human speed bags, Stefon? I..."

Brian McCann bats left-handed.

God, Taye Diggs. Taye Diggs style, Taye Diggs smile, Taye Diggs seemingly like a really sweet partner who has a loving and funny relationship. GOD.

Isn't the forgotten lyric actually "wishing only wounds the heart"? Or something like that...

A BAG FOR ANTS?

I'd feel pretty gross too if I were paraded around in a swimsuit 3 sizes too small for all of America to see.

Shit into a bag and then throw it into the main house via a window. Aim for the bedroom.

I couldn't find a picture of his butt from this episode while on my work computer in an open cubicle, so I'll just go this far.

Since I have nothing else to offer to the discussion, I'll just leave this here.

Okay, that made me laugh. Mostly because she clearly didn't want to bother Matt Damon or propose marriage or fuck up the shoot. It started out as a fun day out and as obstacles popped up it turned into a quest of "we have invested this much of our time and dignity into seeing Matt Damon and by God WE WILL SEE MATT…

Joffrey Bieber polishing the pommel of his tiny, tiny sword.

And who could forget the drama Samuel Larsen caused when he stole Hannah's (i.e. Jack Black's) "Skadoosh."

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.