@slowpoke.r: You should have captured him so he could be dissected and studied. You know, for science.
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Like the Thrilla Killa Klownz, I need to know...blankets...how do THEY work?
@chainsawbunny: My grandma bought me some from the Harriet Carter catalog a few years ago. Damn things actually work pretty well. God bless Grandma and Harriet Carter!
@pepe-silvia: My cat is constantly STOMPING AROUND all the time!
@Puddlefish: I wonder if it said "Check yes or no"
@DonnaPirana: I can't wait to see Awesome Genitals in concert!
Yikes, Courtney Love and I agree about something. Do I see four horseman coming toward me?
@neminees: Welcome to the late bloomers club! I was ensnared in the trap about a month ago and now I think I've worn out the soundtrack.
@Oooh Shiny Objects: I wonder if she'll use Hamm and Buble as her caterers? For all her pork and champagne needs...
@kppontrucking: I was racing home to watch Saved By the Bell and dreaming about holding hands with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. I can't imagine how you even understand what's going on physically at 12.
@onomatopizza: She should say see you later boy. Or Boi, as it were.
@through.the.rye: I think I'm going to have my leg amputated so I can lose 4 pounds in 4 minutes. My REVENGE amputation! Beat that bishes!
@SlothySilence: I wonder if she took the midnight train to fabulousness....Does she smell of wine and cheap perfume?
@lollilove: Scream at them to STOP staring at you, they are part of the problem! It's 2010!!
Yikes—did she watch the Fey-Bieber sketch too many times?
Did I just agree with Hugh Hefner? Strange things are afoot at the Circle K....
The soundtrack has been hazardous to my health as I almost rear-ended a car while belting out Defying Gravity. You just gotta give it your all on that song, but don't worry, I won't listen to it while driving now!
@SevenNationArmy is happy McNabb is gone!: That is the BEST idea I've heard all day!! Maybe Bjork would let you hold her invisible baby. Inother news, I'd rather watch Charles Barkley and Bjork play Kurt and Courtney.
@Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Aww, it's the thought that counts!
@valleyval: I had a purple terry cloth one in 1984. I was very absorbent in it.