@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: And from this comment, I learned that I love you!

@thevirginconnieswayle: But do we want the toxic fumes in the air? I think I should be vaporized.

@netfe: Natural hair? The HORROR!

@zu_zu: For some reason, "writhing in tiny shorts," make me crack up!

This makes me sad. I spent my spring breaks working extra shifts at Borders so that I could continue my extravagant lifestyle of Top Ramen and generic brand pizza pockets. Damn the rich kids!

@LeRollingStoner: Wordsmiths, I tell ya!

@bad_ass_nun: And get a hair cut!

@LeRollingStoner: My dad thought Hanson was a trio of Swedish girls. He was not amused when I bought the tape (yes, tape) and listened to incessantly.

@KatyLou: I still have my Hello Kitty diary from 6th grade wherein I sign every entry with Mrs. JTT. Followed by 7th grade with Mrs. DiCaprio. Thank the lord they are hidden and can never be Googled!

@andBegorrah: Do you then say, "The tribe has spoken?"

I forgot how beautiful Heidi used to be. Very "early Meg Ryan" beauty that no scalpel can create. Early 20's friend break ups are the worst—you're growing apart, but you've been friends since high school and you don't know any better. Ugh.

@Clare116: That's ALL I can think of when I see red velvet cake!

What?! Next you're going to tell me that The Lorax is about enivronmentalism. Oh...wait...

That first screencap breaks my heart. I just want to give her a hug (which is especially crazy since she annoys the shizz out of me). But that look and that feeling is so universal!

@VooDooDollhouse: Ooh, I'd also like one that smells like the tears of right-wing republicans.

@VooDooDollhouse: I want my Obama-freshner to smell like clean laundry. Make it happen!

@VooDooDollhouse: What? You've never seen The Rock Obama?

@cassis LOL: Seriously—how can it not be beating German chocolate? Every memory of birthdays has Funfetti in it!!!

@Ivriniel: Well, she's a pretty big star, so obviously they would have went with the Messiah.

@SunburnedCounsel: Yeah, I was a paralegal for 3 years. I know much of the "business lunch." I also know that some of those places legitimately have really good, cheap food. But still...ew...