Thank you for digging up that wonderful old Missing Persons video!!!

I see your permanent vacation and raise you one:

Hijack thread...What is the best brand of simple black flats? And don’t say Tieks because I’m not made of money.

Considering how much she LOVES to travel/fly, I never for a second believed she wanted the gig.

Of course she would never have gone to coachella, that festival is not worthy of her.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This country needs all the neurosurgeons it can get right now. Between the people who voted for Trump, who need their head examined, and the brainless (and spineless) in DC, we need neurosurgeons. 

Damn immigrants takin’ all the good brain mechanic jobs! Why, I’d do that work for half  what they charge! Ah hell, guess I gotta go back to the dung mine....

Yes, and we’re not having another. And before you get started, I’m not the least bit interested in having this turn into a discussion where we judge each other’s parenting. I’m just stating what I did and why.

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

I have no idea who this is but she sure comes off like a terrible person.

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

...indecent exposure. Anyone who wants to sue you for being predatory enough to answer your door with your dick out, particularly if there are witnesses, can readily do so. I’m really concerned that you don’t know this and hope that you’re a wayward preteen who found yourself on gizmodo.

Look, it was hot that day and I thought you were UPS. Also, it’s not my fault you consider that art piece I did with my college roommate a porno.

This video, just... dear god. I’m so happy that me and all my friends are a group of hideous bog witches that no one will ever marry.