I’m a DV/SA survivors’ attorney. I have a case where the defendant was convicted of felony assault with a deadly weapon and various related misdemeanors. He got 60 days in custody of the county jail (a wholeeee different rant) but was being held on an ICE hold because he came here from Burma/Myanmar without…

Exactly, last Sunday, a guy was proposing to me something indecorous, I was thinking, well maybe, but then someone make a joke and he laughed and I didn’t like his laugh so I said, no thank you.

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

I find it incredibly hard to put into words just how awful it would be to end DACA. I have a number of friends who have DACA and it keeps me up at night thinking about what might happen to them if DACA is taken away. The short thing is that they, along with 800,000 others will lose their job, either immediately or…

The Love Boat is a treasure trove of cameos by former top-billing stars who weren’t getting a lot of work at the time. This is my all-time favorite episode, Season 5/Episode 22, “The Love Boat Follies”:

Is it “Bulb”? Please let it be (whispered) Bulb Jolie-Pitt.

He’s from Springfield, MO. Trust me when I say taste gets much worse than his. (Also, Aniston is an expensive couch you can’t sit on.)

“I’m a 42-year-old mother of two. I’m not getting my face tucked or nipped or whatever.” I literally laughed out loud because it’s so clear from that header photo her face has got more fillers than the empty seats at the Oscars.

As an IT guy with over 25 years of experience, I can vouch for the fact that electronics perform better when turned on.

the “threshold of pain”—the point at which you suffer irreversible hearing damage.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

Katy Perrys expression in those is priceless.

applying the back of a really hot spoon to the bite helps me. It denatures the proteins in the mosquito saliva and stops it itching.

Hoping to go see Wonder Woman at the outdoor tonight.

honestly it’s because we don’t want to call out our parent for being “weak” or make them ashamed or we feel like it’s not our place to speak. I mean that’s the biggest reason I never said anything for the longest time. Even now I’m only speaking about it because I’m anonymous and have only really spoken about it to…

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

I honestly really love this advice. I’m waffling on the email (though I’ll be sending a follow-up email for sure so that all of my proof is there) but if I do go through with it just to clear my chest on the smaller details before going up there I’ll use your method. :)