It never ceases to amaze me how guys can be with the hottest women on earth and still fuck around. Maybe its human nature. I mean what have we learned as a race in all our millenia on Earth? We still fight and kill each other over minor variations in skin tone. Maybe I should feel less pressure to be perfect. If these…

You’re probably joking, but that guy does get booked for shows out in the LA area, because he played the holiday party of a friend of mine. I think they saw his ad on Craigslist.

info box: “Suggested: Behind the scenes of What What in the Butt.”

OKAY THEN

Yeah, butt, you stopped it immediately right?

I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

with a penis (necessary for this experiment

i voted for remove me from this conversation, as i didnt want my experience to taint the discussion.

Somebody should drop a giant dumbbell on his foot while he and Mitch McConnell are at the gym pumping each other.

“They die in the street, hopefully not before finding Jesus first. Next question.”

This stops now. Time to mobilize. If you haven’t already seen it check this out. It is a guide on how to effectively lobby congress. Your reproductive health demands it.

God, his face needs more shovel.

I wish I could star this 1,000 times.

shit like this always makes me think of that lindy west quote from shrill (which i’m paraphrasing): feminism is realizing everything you love actually hates you.

I hate this so much, I had a pretty decent job and I got pregnant and my husband and I decided that I was gonna stay home at least for 5 years raising our child. My replacement was hired and it was a guy, when training him it came up that his salary was going to be 20k more a year than I made and his qualification…

I don’t call the police for anything, ever. Car’s been broken into? They won’t respond because the monetary value is less than $3000. My ex is sending me threats because I don’t want to keep his stuff forever? They’d probably side with him. Some guy follows me home from the bar? They take 30 minutes to show up, at…

Kids can make the most emotionally mature person lose their goddamn shit. There’s a sweet spot from 4.5 to about 11-12, where kids are great for the most part.

This is the kind of shit that makes me take a really long pause when I’m asked to show my support for the “heroes in blue.” I’m just a white woman who hangs out in a largely white circle, but even I’ve seen cops go weirdly overboard on “suspects” for minor, minor crap like this. Frankly, this is how I define a thug.

I think though your experience will become more and more common. A lot of people are waiting until their 40s now. People can’t believe how young my mom is but she was in her mid 20s when she had me.