What part of MO are you in?

and that baby’s name was America.

From now on, lawyers will have to fuck their clients the old fashioned way, through their incompetence.

oh man, as a fellow lawyer, I commiserate — older men love to explain the law to me! if it’s my boss, fine. if it’s someone who doesn’t do this every single day for a living... have a seat. have SEVERAL seats.

no apologies needed, that’s why I started this thread — had a feeling we might all need a good vent. your sister sounds so frustrating, argh.

Kitties are all about bootstraps, they have no feels for suffering. If it will interfere with their snack schedule, they are all over you to suck it up.

They also considered dropping an anvil on his head.

I’d a fucked him. There! I said it!

Thanks for reporting on it so quickly.

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

2016 has lost all its Wessonality.

She was a fixture at the Indy 500, showed up every year to be in the parade, sing America the Beautiful, and be an all around wonderful person. One year she was doing the commentary (along with Regis Philbin) on the nationally syndicated Indy 500 parade. I was on the stage crew just doing general shit, like cue cards…

From the Texas Observer:

I worked with her once in the late 90s. The concept was a group of iconic TV mothers assembled for a very elaborate photo shoot at a huge specially designed set on an enormous soundstage at Paramount (iirc, the photographer was David LaChapelle).

HOT PRIESTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

Everything about this is fucking disgusting.

So many many bathrooms I’ve pumped in, in airports...

Another mother, Jasmine Mateen, told NBC that she’s been complaining about Walker’s driving since August. One of her daughters died in the incident and two of her other children were seriously hurt.