That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Asked for comment, the President Elect said “Stop it. If it helps. I will say this right to the computer screen. Stop it.”

Ashley, I think it’s really unfair of you to post this. It’s pretty clear that these 1,041,191 emails, tweets, and letters don’t really represent Trump supporters in any way but are an anomaly. So your plan to try to trick us into thinking our God Emperor Trump isn’t an amazing, the best President ever, to be, is just…

Shit. I’ve sort of spent the last five years that thinking that there is always an asshole at a wedding and he was just the asshole. But typing it all out it does seem pretty fucking extreme.

Yes.

Uh, absolutely not. Your wedding is your day, not your sister’s. If she wants a big reveal to the family like that, Christmas is coming up.

Thatz not okay. It’s your wedding. Your event. This is a really selfish request.

Honestly? It’s because I suddenly found out that I wasn’t anything special.

Give her a small role in your wedding (a lesser bridesmaid or maybe even an usher) and ask someone—the other bridesmaids, the groomsmen or one of your brothers that she’s always flirting with—to be on watch duty.

WOW. You actually had security to keep someone OUT of the wedding? That’s wild!

At the risk of getting greyed out of Gawker Media forever, CA Pinkham still does crazy food service industry stories on Mondays, but over at Thrillist.

MILLIHELEN YES GAWD ...I only just got into makeup and am feeling very abandoned without the good sense found there.

this will probably end up in the greys but I’m hoping the wise women of Jez can offer some counsel.

MILLIHELENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m a Fed scientist at the USDA. We’ve had steady growth since a reorganization of 2008 (while others had layoffs) and finally started hiring again in the past year and a half. I don’t know what this does but the heads say the outlook is not good.

Where do we sign to bring back the Weaves for some Thatz Not Okay?

God, yes. Pinkham’s BCO/OTM segment has all but withered away. Sucks, because that shit was the only thing that made Monday morning bearable.

AYE

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.