Beginning of Season 6: Special Agent Dale Cooper takes Frank Underwood’s hand and walks with him through the woods. Cooper turns around and Frank has disappeared. He never existed. 25 years later, Agent Cooper finds himself in an alternate dimension, living under the name Frank Underwood and becomes President.

ohhh this is my desk....dont judge me....

My desk currently holds:

your daughter is hilarious.

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

Yeah until Kristin Bell does something racist or sexist I’m going to keep on loving her. She and Dax made my favorite laundry detergent commercial, FFS. What has Jezebel done for me?

DO NOT EVER PUT TESTER MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE!!! Jesus, we need a sign for this now???

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

This is the worst argument against a philosophy. You can still hold beliefs without contradiction and survive in the society in which you live. Also, what’s more beautiful than turning a tool against its creator?

This is a dumb formula for an argument: “You shouldn’t use X to complain about Y when X was created by Y.”
You used that formula, and it was dumb. QED.

Amen. At 14, I would have actually loved it if an adult took me aside to talk to me about harassment and assault—because it was already happening to me and I had no words for it and no validation for my anger at it. If anything, I’d err on the side of bringing up the topic too early.

Sorry, Whitney, but this write-up is a terrible simplification of what’s going on. You may wish to learn more about why Spain is cracking down on the secessionists. 

Only a fraction of the population voted in that referendum because the Spanish court system had ruled it illegal, and it was the courts that ordered police to stop it. Also, the Catalan police are under investigation for basically having allowed the process to get far enough to have ballot boxes. The independence…

He lives in Maine, so...probably not?

I don’t think so either, I meant wankfest in the literary sense (or rather, pseudo-literary) as in he thought it was some kind of super deep metaphor about the group and her role in their dynamics. But it’s something you’d expect from a teenage boy or a college student who takes himself way too seriously and thinks…

Well I think it is a super clumsy and poorly executed metaphor of love and the bonding that occurs because of it. Like King could not think of another way to bond the group in love besides sex. Which is really fucking weird. But I guess at least he meant to portray sex as an act of emotional bonding and good as…

I read IT was when I was twelve as well, and the exact opposite occurred for me. I thought it was odd it made me uncomfortable. They all had a power that made them special and hers was screwing her friends. To this day I still love the book, but that whole scene was jarring and unnecessary.

King does write the worst sex scenes, especially when he tries to write them from a female perspective. To be fair, most male authors are terrible at this.

I found out my ex was cheating when I was 8 months pregnant. I locked down emotionally and decided I could stick it out for two years, instead of taking my toddler and soon-to-be-newborn and trying to manage on my own. I was a SAHM so I frankly needed that financial security.

Anyone who has a knee-jerk reaction like this probably shouldn’t get married.