I miss Bobby Finger.

I’ve loved him since this.

I LOOOOOOVE Bottle Shock.

I’m thinking more like falling back on traditional gender roles and caring about things that are somewhat regressive, rather than what the actual thing is.

Sometimes when you’re doing the “traditional“ things, like getting married or having a baby, you fall back on traditional gender roles and things. It’s weird, and I remember moments when I was planning my wedding and baby shower, feeling like I was looking at myself from outside my body And wondering when the fuck I…

Adam was the bad one -- twin Stuart was the nice one.

I’m pretty sure a large part of journalism is prepping graphics for anticipated live broadcasts. They can’t create those on the fly. Sure I didn’t work in broadcast, but we always had dummy text on images for the magazine and daily newsletters as we waited for the real information.

Those weren’t the actual primary results: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/election-results-before-election/

I’d guess that Evangeline Lilly is more sorry that she might lose that sweet, sweet Marvel cash if she pisses people off enough that they don’t want to see her be The Wasp anymore. I’m sure someone from Marvel had a conversation with her reps about how she needs to shut up.

It’s felt like we’re seeing so many “let them eat cake” moments every day. 

My husband’s calluses cause him pain in his work shoes, so I file them once a week. I’d love for him to do baby foot and give me a break from that job. 

The lyrics is that she’s listening to see how long our swan song will last, and I envision that big blowup fight that ends it all. But a marathon sex swan song would certainly be more fun. 

I always thought the neighbor was listening to their fights. 

It’s fucking batshit crazy, and both of them believe it. It’s no wonder they believe all of Trump’s lies, too. Saying that the economy is doing great and we’re totally “winning” is nothing compared to this stuff. It makes even the QAnon bullshit even seem somewhat reasonable.

My father and his bride shared that stupid story from reddit from the “senior Chinese official.” Like many old people, they share a Facebook account, so I have no idea which of them shared that gem. And they wonder why o don’t want to call them on the phone or come visit. 

For me, it’s not that all people who don’t like Warren are misogynistic because they don’t like her. It’s the continual refrain that “I like her/her policies, but I don’t think she can win because she’s a woman, so I can’t vote for her in the primary.” It is a misogynistic narrative that I’m just sick of. Hillary won…

Remember when that movie was funny? Now it just makes sad. 

It is frightening how many situations remind me of “that one time on Friends...”

This is one of my favorite movie moments of all time.