Actually, Kelce is on someone else’s team in my fantasy league, so I need her to stay home when he plays. I’m actually doing well this year.

Hunter was an adult when he experienced weight gain — he says it was a period in his early 20s.

Perhaps he also watched The Vampire Diaries. There, the werewolves had venom, and it killed vampires slowly and painfully.

The Long Kiss Goodnight is a ton of Christmas fun.

It just seems so like pwning the libs. But instead of looking like you’re such an awesome true fan, to me you just look like a sad little person who has nothing better to do than gatekeep the things only you are allowed to like because only you know how to like it correctly. When I see someone wearing the shirt of a…

But who cares if someone knows the names of the songs by the band whose shirt they’re wearing? That seems like a miserable way to live.

As someone whose parents stayed together for her sake, I say, “Fuck you, JD Vance.” They both would have been happier if they had divorced when I was 8. I would not have gone to women’s shelter with my mom for multiple weekends, then gone back home. I would not have had to sit in the back seat of a police car while…

It’s the Prefontaine Classic, or the Pre Classic for short. Not the Prefontaine Pre Classic.

I sign NDAs all the time when it relates to confidential company information I might see as a freelance writer. They are fine for that purpose. NDAs should not be valid when they are tools to cover up unlawful behavior.

It’s “rite of passage,” not “right of passage.”

Your personal liberty to your religious beliefs ends when your religious beliefs infringe on my rights. And refusing to serve someone in a protected class infringes on their rights. Try applying the same “sincere religious belief” argument to someone who discriminates based on race or religion and see if you feel the…

This is part of the email he sent:

A lawyer for that delightful web designer contacted me to see if I’d write a “friend of the court” brief arguing how awful it would be for the government to force a creative person to create something that violated their beliefs. I sent a very polite “fuck you, your religion isn’t a license to discriminate as a…

I spent so much of the 90s with my family thinking I was a lesbian because I wore men’s pants (because of the roomy pockets and better sizing), blazers, mechanic pants, and Doc Martens. It is positively exhausting to think that people still think this way. Especially now that I am renewing my love of Docs because…

I listened to the entire WTF podcast with Sam Elliot, and those comments were not taken out of context in any way. I’m a semi-regular listener to Maron’s pod, and a lifelong fan of Sam Elliot, so I was happy to hear him. Less happy to hear his old man yelling at clouds moment at the thought that there may have been…

I was initially disappointed that the movie centered around their father, but then I read that the Williams sisters wanted to make the movie about their father. So from what I can gather, no one looked at two powerful, accomplished women and said “hey, let’s center their father in their narrative instead of them.”…

I use these silicone covers for the Airpods to keep them in my ears AND reduce the pain they cause. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07M7LRTSD/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I use these silicone covers for the Airpods to keep them in my ears AND reduce the pain they cause. https://www.amazo…

Def Leopard

There were so many things. It’s like none of the writers have ever heard what you’re supposed to when someone is having a heart attack. If they talked about him having nitro pills by the bed, Carrie knew what to do. I can suspend a lot of belief with this show, but this scene was just appalling. 

I have asked NARAL to pressure her to stop being such a dick. She’s got a 100% rating, and I mentioned that if she votes against reforming the filibuster, then she is voting against choice.